u/WineyAnne
you offer me d e l i c i o u s treat?
why, thank you - i would Love to eat!
perhaps i take a little t@ste ....
(am dog - No crumb shall go to waste ;)
don wanna eat it all too fast,
am tryin hard to make it last...
s c r u m p t i o u s ! i'm a Pringles fan!
(...now where the Heck d'ya hide the can...?!)
1
u/-EG-
c'mere, little boy, cuz i want you to see -
they're something So special, n all made by Me!
surprising myself, didn't know that i could
so Magically do this - they all came out Good
a whole Lotta Good - they be Best girls n boys!
they sure to bring Many new families joys :@)
they dreaming right now, hope their wishes come true
that someday they get Human frens
just like you
2
u/LowDiver8
i am the dog who loves to zoom
is hard, sometimes, to find the room
but just discovered something nice -
is Double fun to zoom on ice!
on grass i get a running start,
am So excite . . . be still my heart!
n then a Super zooooom i do
as 'cross the ice i'm s l i i i i i i i i d i n g, too!
3
u/Pandalated
’But.. But.. He IS the sunshine :')’
hello there, frens! i bring you cheer!
( oops! sunshine, hey - get over here...)
so, Yeah - hey, look! i'm Happy pup!
(...hold on - in sun am tangled up....)
Ok - we good - the Sunshine bring ☀️
(just havin trouble with the string....)
4
u/vpdots
’Look at that stare, he really does know.’
look at that stare, he really does know...
all that you see, cat, above n below -
the mountains, the valleys, the clouds in the sky
the trees n the oceans, the birds flying by
they're all part of nature - this world we all share
we're such a small part, no one knows that we're there....
we share it together, like one beating heart!
but all the light touches, not one little part
can ever be owned, but admired, so fine
No, human, my friend
cuz its allready mine
5
u/to_the_tenth_power
’Omg it's eyes!!’
i am the dog - MAJESTIC me
am by the pool . . . what's that i s-- ?
OH GOD!! is WET!! am MUCH SURPRISE !!
the HECKIN WATER'S IN MY EYES!!
NO, friend - DONT TOUCH! I'm GETTING OUT!
(n YES - I PEED!!! I have No doubt. . .)
6
u/xDanSolo
’"Clawdia"? I love it. Love it! Suits that smiling face purrfectly.’
am Clawdia cat - it's 'official' today:
my family tells me that i'm here to Stay!
showed up n i liked it, so i hung around,
(i knew from the start that my humans i'd found ;)
they bought me this necklace, with name tag n bell
i wear it so proudly - it makes my heart swell
so that is my tale, but no happy 'end' -
it's just the Beginning of Happiness, friend!
7
u/Sapphire_Sunset
’He's loving it! Don't let him fool you.’
am cat
i do a 'tolerate'
(this mushy stuff is kinda great....)
ok, so mom - i will allow
the huggie kissie stuff for now
i canno flinch - she must not know
am cat - won't let my feelings show....
(suck it, dog, there on the floor -
i know you want the kisses more!)
8
u/nicole-tesla
i am the kit - as i get older
how i love to climb your shoulder
snuggled close, against your neck
dear human fren - i will PROTEC!
n when i'm perched so high up there,
am happy buried in your hair
across my face it gently sweep
contented me
i fall asleep
9
u/Mayaryussuf
look at me - i am the cat
my fren made me forever tat!
immortalized, so humble me
this human saw the best in me
if i could get a cat tattoo
my friend, you know it would be you
but i will hold a little part
of you
forever
in my heart
10
u/Orangefrog13
’Brave little lovely’
u/ccussell - what a beautiful sentiment!
brave little lovely - i'm back here outside
things seem a bit different, one eye open wide....
but it's dark everywhere, not at all like before,
i'm learning to carefully listen, much more....
i went thru some tough days, but i'll be all right
i'm brave, n i'm strong - i won't give up this fight!
i smell things n hear even more than before,
i feel with my heart
that i'm loved
even more
editthankstou/TribalDancer
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u/TheWildestHeart
’Wise boy’
i am the dog - so very wise
as over time i realize
it matters not a family's riches,
all i want is love n scritches
no big house or fancy bed,
just a place to lay my head
a family, to love forever
someone who will forget me
never
12
u/lxnch50
’Naw. He’s done his duty, now she awaits breakfast.’
i am the cat - is time, my dude
before you rise to get my food
in order for my day begin
i need to rub against your chin
a bit of rough against my head
before you getting outta bed
your scruff i find invigorating
now
for breakfast
i'll be waiting . . . . .
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u/romansamurai
’Your dog has a therapy human to ease her anxiety.’
i have a little human, n she helps me everyday
she understands am So excite! she patient anyway
sometimes i get so anxious, n i need my little girl
she makes me very happy -
she's my Favrit in the world!
14
u/71k3tu
am loofah - my escape i planned
to get out of the tub!
the humans jes don't understand -
i'm tired of doin the rub
no more will i exfoliate
the skin cells i despise
n then the thing i Really hate -
the soap gets in my eyes!
n so - it's Here! Redemption day
i'll get away from you!
(n just to spite you, anyway -
this curtain's coming, too)
15
u/Jakunai
’He looked so sweet and content sleeping,and he woke up with a smile.I love this’
as i laying here asleep,
is dreams of t r e a t s i gonna keep
del!cious smells inside my head,
so sweet, content i lay in bed
then, suddenly - so real it seem
oh, G0D - a S N A C K ! is Not a dream!!
am happy p!ggy, friend, you know
how Much i love
the cheerio
:@)
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’Sorry for her/your loss... 😔 I'm upvoting for how sweet, loving and beautiful she is... ❤’
i am the cat
n this thing here ...
i really need
to hold it near
i lost a kit -
so great the pain
n yet
with you
i will remain
so let me have
this bit of love
it gives me
something
to dream of . . .
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u/Thea_From_Juilliard
dear human child - you lay asleep,
i am the cat, n i will keep
you safe - protected from the sun,
just like you were my little one
don't want the sun, hot, on your head
stay in my shadow here, instead!
n as in peaceful dreams you rest,
know - I am cat -
i love you best
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u/Unspecial_operations
’....just pet me and everything will be better’
dear human - c'mere, let me nuzzle your neck
for i am your dog, n i wanna PROTEC !
i know what you're feeling, n somethings not right
you need me - i won't let you out of my sight!
sometimes what you need is a dog you can hold
i'm here just for You, with a pure heart of gold!
just pet me, n things will be better - you'll see
cuz nobody loves you, friend,
Better than me
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u/gevreyc
’....as if to say “how good was that?!’
am So excite . . . i clever pup
here comes my dad - he climbing up !
my 'lookout' fren - he stepping back,
i gonna do a SNEAK ATTAC!
n so i wait, behind the wall
(he canno see me here at all ;)
aHA! SURPRISE!! i Fooled you, dad!
how good was that?!
.....um
areyoumad?
20
u/GallowBoob
’Spaghetti no regretti’
. . . um . . . . .
so here's the thing,
don't make a fuss -
cuz what you see
it wasn't us!
don't let your human eyes be fool
(pay no attention to the drool !)
cuz things not always what they seem -
we think you maybe
having
. . . dream ??
(n if Is us - we've no regrets -
cuz we the dogs
who LOVE spaghetts!)
21
u/Owlero
’That little nuzzle the second time broke my heart <3’
i am the bird - don't wanna fly
i wanna stay! don't make me try
the way you hold n comfort me
i have no need to be 'set free'
i do not need to build a nest,
your loving hand i like the best
don't want the bush
prefer the hand
dear friend, i hope
you understand
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u/aidanmacs1
’I assume this was taught to him.....’
there's things my human taught me well
n when he needs me i can tell
so as he laying fast asleep
his phone in hand, he wants to keep
don't worry - i'll protect it, friend
there's no more messages to send
is time to cover, blanket soft
(your heckin phone can now be off...)
just one more thing - i'll dim the light
i love you, friend
sleep well
tonight
23
u/tylerheartcoley
’This makes me like everything that I know about you. I know you have an awesome cat. I know you care about it. I know you can make stuff and I know you can successfully mount things on the wall. Never change!’
i like the way you love your cat -
i like the things you do
you care - there's no denying that,
n that's what makes you you
you try your best to make the things
your cat would like - its true!
don't ever change - such Good it brings
cuz That's what heroes do
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u/HELP_IM_IN_A_WELL
’Pixie: “I am?!!” I love her forehead wrinkles!’
Pixie - c'mon! Get outta the car! you going to be an INTERNET STAR!!
oh, Gosh - could this Be? are you looking at ME?!
cuz i never felt 'pretty' before....
no fancy hair bows - just a wrinkled up nose,
a picture of Me - are you Sure...??
so i sat on my butt, made my dog-face like 'Wat' ?
confused me - i furrowed my brow....
out my mouth was my tongue - has my 'famous' begun?!
.....am i gonna feel diffrent
somehow ?!
25
u/CaptainOutstanding
sometimes you find a friend who makes you feel the best of all
you know it's You they're looking for each time they come to call
they maybe find excuses just to 'happen' to come by...
but you don't mind at all,
cuz they're your very Favrit guy ;@)
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u/iiamuntuii
’[deleted]’
if there's cat hair in your toothbrush then you know it's gone too far...
a dedicated foster mom or dad - that's what you are!
you're doing for your babies more than you do for yourself
(Please get yourself a New toothbrush n leave it on the shelf ;)
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u/rivermark
when i go riding in the car,
it doesn't matter near or far
am wear my harness in the back
that's when i get a sleep attack
the car make me relax, it seem
my life is good - is this a dream?!
am try so hard to stay awake,
but jes
a little
nap
i
take...
28
u/Chabola513
’When I was a kid I thought dogs were dads and cats were moms and they had puppies and kittens together. If I’d have seen this then, I’d probably still believe.’
when i was a child, pups n kitties came from
their puppy dog dad n their kittycat mum
no questions i asked - it was what i believed,
(n nary a thought about how they conceived...)
but as i got older, i figured it out -
no matter the gender CATS RULE, there's no doubt!
but dogs are still BEST in my little girl heart
i'll love them
forever
just like from the start
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u/to_the_tenth_power
’One animal has the need to dig, the other has the need to push shit off of things. A never ending loop.’
i am the pup who needs to dig
am make a hole that's nice n big!
i am the cat - i watch the pup
n i jes wanna Heck him up....
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u/iEmilie
’I was a stupid kid and now make sure to be the nicest human to her. My heart is full of love and remorse.’
dear cat, i was a stupid kid -
i'm sorry for the things i did!
my heart is full of true remorse,
now love for you - a greater force!
cuz we've grown up together, friend
my ways with you i hope i'll mend
now as the years we've older grown
i wish more love for you i'd shown....
dear human friend, the years have flown
i've watched you as you've changed n grown
we've much to share - forget the past
our love, now on,
will everlast
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u/Ninja_Spi-D-er
am baby kit
n hear me ROOAAARRR!
am learning what
my paws are for
cuz with these claws
i do control -
tear out your heart
n grab your soul!
am meowoaring at
your face above
they knead the fluff -
I need your Love
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u/jamx30x
’She protec, she attacc, but most importantly, she cute as hecc’
i'm Felony cat - at the station i live
my friends here enjoy the affection i give
PROTEC from the rodents - this place is mouse-free!
ATTACC! (i do m u r d e r in feline degree ;)
yet somehow the 'heroes' are 'units K-9'
why don't police pair up with 'units feline' ?
when humans n dog frens are out there crime-sweeping,
we cats stay behind
n do the mouse-keeping
;)
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u/Master1718
’Awww they love the smell of home’
we are the dogs - we did the roam,
but Oh, we Love the smell of HOME!
you took us out, went here n there,
(with You we will go Anywhere!)
but when is time to do return
it is for Home our dog hearts yearn!
n as the keys go in the door,
we race inside, across the floor
the wood, the rug, the couch - the SMELLS
the Coziness of LOVE it spells
our fur it flys, our dog hearts soar
THANK G0D we ALL BACK HOME, once more!
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u/Leannaq
i am the dog who loves the car!
no matter drivin' near or far
as long as human let's me go,
my Happiness i always show!
we goin somewhere new today -
don't think i ever went this way....
am So excite - i feel so Luck!!!
i can't imagine . . . W T F ??!?!!
35
u/Leannaq
’u/SchnoodleDoodleDo's poems make folks on this and other subs *very happy* that's why. Some people like to randomly make others smile, even if they can't actually *see* the smile. It's nice, and gives me faith in humanity. Plus, sometimes they make really awesome rhymes like orchestrated/regurgitated’
gotta laugh at silly stuff - that's why i do it, friends
cuz life is short - the world is mean - the 'ugly' never ends
there's so much hate, now Everywhere, so if this brings a smile
to even onesmol'redditor'-
then it has been
worthwhile
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u/blitched
. . . um . . . . :@
human, you ok my fren ?
cuz shouldn't you be up again ?!
the sun is up - is time to Rise!
so why you still not open eyes?
i'm waiting here - did you forget??
i haven't peed or eaten yet...
so C'Mon, fren! the day is new!
am dog -
n my Whole world
is You
37
u/Cognyze
’Thank god this person is your ex now. How horrible.’
i did not know what 'X' meant, but i guess i'm learning now
cuz once i had two humans, but i'm down to one, somehow....
there was a girl awhile, but then she dropped me off somewhere
n when the guy came walking in
i knew he Really care
for i am cat - 'pretend' to be much stronger than the rest
but when that human 'dropped me off', my heart went thru a test
no matter how i act sometimes, dear human guy - it's true
my heart was nearly broken, friend
Thank GOD
that then came you
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u/WaryKit
’Milo, you have stolen my heart’
i'm Milo - i'm sorry, did i do a steal?!
cuz i'm only here, friend, to help your heart feel!
there's so many humans who suffer from 'sad' -
all i wanna do is to help you feel 'glad'!
we puppies are innocent - wanting for naught
what we give in feelings can Never be bought!
with our puppy eyes looking at you, up above
we just wanna share what we're full of -
it's Love
39
u/beyondthetrees7
what is this place you call 'outdoors', n what's out here for me ?
i don't see walls, or stairs, or floors - what is this sorcery ??
the smells, the blowing in my face, the brightness hurts my eyes...
this 'outdoors' is a scary place - it makes me realize
that life is good, the place 'inside' - i'm safe n warm, secure
n in your arms i wanna hide -
i don't need Any more!
40
u/MrBonelessPizza24
no obstacle too hard for me -
the challenge i accept!
am dog - will try undauntingly
to prove am not inept . . .
n so between the cones, much skill. -
i pass thru them once more
determined for success, i will
knock poles down on the floor!
i did it! Thrill of victory!
(no agony of 'de feet' . . .)
i Know my human's PROUD of me -
now Where's my Heckin treat?!
41
u/whatwouldgowrog
when is morn n sun is up,
am such EXCITED happy pup!
i realize there's not much room,
but deep inside, my heart it zoom
i feel the beating start to race -
i wanna zoom all o'er the place!
am try so hard control de legs -
my puppy heart - to zoom it begs
n so i jump down on the floor,
n wait for mom to open door
be still my heart - so patient, me
is Then i'll zoooooom outside
to pee!!
42
u/PittsbrgNellie
’She is spoiled to say the least. When she is not on the back porch shes on a lap getting as close to someone's face as possible.’
it started as a tiny spark -
into a flame it grew
that's when i wandered, in the dark,
n then i first found you
we've grown now, as a family
n moved to different places
on laps i sit, contentedly
(n get up in their faces... ;)
now ten years on, i contemplate
if i have chosen well.....
indeed - i have the purrfect fate:
they Love me
....i can tell
43
u/vosszaa
’The dog is just sooo adoringly gazing on the little bugger...’
i am the dog, this kit adore -
the only one my heart beats for
am gazing at her face, so cute
(the little bugger boops my snoot!)
aww, i don't mind, fren - that's ok
i gonna love you anyway
...oh,yeah'frendog?'howbouttakeTHAT!!
somedayigonnabeBIGCAT!
no matter, kit - i'll still love you
for i am DOG -
it's what we do
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hold still, small child - you're almost done
for you are now my chosen one!
my paws i place upon you here
i'm CAT - i need to make it clear
forever more, you'll be my girl
the favored one, in all the world
this headbutt is my feline vow:
nothing comes between us now
45
u/da_vinhcee
...um....
'scuze me, please - hey, Hi - yes, You!
could you just
touch?
the way you do ?
i think you hoomans call it 'pet'
...right here - my head -
did you forget ?
oh, Yes! your hand!
oh Gosh that's good!
thank you, friend
you understood
46
’“I miss the contraption that held the paper I used to wipe the shit from my ass more than you.”’
there's nothing that i'm gonna miss about my time with you
except for how the toilet paper hung there in the loo....
the simple way it held the roll, i sat n contemplated
(i sometimes even played with it while i sat there n waited...;)
an easy 'under/over', didn't matter, either way
no square would go to waste on it! the roll would always stay
the paper rolled off neatly - i'd replace it, just for fun!
(but girl - there's no replacing me -
cuz with You I am DONE!)
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’That's some intense eye contact, nobody better mess with the girl, she's got Tiger as her bodyguard.’
i am the cat - am do PROTEC
n love this human child like heck
i place my paws upon her here
(nobody else can get this near!)
her bodyguard - she's safe with me
n i want all the world to see
she stare - amaze at me above
n i bestow
headbutt
of Love
48
u/Kevin_Rubio
there's lotsa me to love, so mom thought maybe she would share
my doggie heart with little kids, who might need Extra care
n so i do the therapy - is something i enjoy
cuz i get hugs n cuddles, n they call me GOODEST BOY!
sometimes when you're as big as me, you don't get held a lot
a teenylittlelapdog - surely that's what i am not
so if it is a BIG DOG, friends, that you are dreaming of
then i am what you're looking for -
there's More of me
to LOVE!
49
u/dark-lord90
if i follow in your footsteps, will you even know i'm here ?
i'm longing for attention, n i love to have you near
i saw you in the street n thought that you could use a friend
so i'll just walk behind - i don't know where My street will end...
maybe it's a path to lead me somewhere to a home!
i'm getting kinda tired out here - everyday i roam
n dream about a 'happy ever ending' with a friend
but if it can't be you,
well, i guess
i can just pretend . . . . .
50
u/cfczs
i am the dog who guards the door,
when human comes i must make sure
that he is Friend! i sit n wait,
n then the door i activate
'Ahh, Yes - is YOU'! he taps on glass
i push on door - 'now you may pass' !
the only thing that's left to do -
just say 'GOOD BOY'!!
(n scritches, too;)
51
u/CrossWarrior71
there's nothing more i like to do
than sit n watch tv with you
the quiet time, the side by side -
my love for you i canno hide
no matter what the show is, friend
i hope it doesn't have to end
i feel you in my heart n soul
(n You can hold remote control ;)
52
u/GallowBoob
'scuse me, but this seat is taken -
not a single peepi'mmakin
please make sure to check n see
before you sit, you don't squishme
53
u/Qu33nMe
i always loved the sunshine, in the window i would sit
i curl up my paws n feel the warm - a perfect fit!
but now that i am older, i don't always make the climb
content to curl up n nap inside i spend my time
today, again, the sun was shining brightly in the yard
i climbed up to my window seat - it wasn't very hard
memories of perching here came flooding back once more,
they warmed my heart n soul -
they make my life worth living for
54
u/Captjack1212
’Backstory: I'm a night clerk at a gas station with an hour left on my shift. Customer comes in needing help. He heard this little guy crying as he drove here. We both got gloves but little fella was so scared he kept attacking us. Out comes the friskies. The guy dabs his gloved finger in the juice at the cat *loves* it. Two minutes later the kitten is safely in a box with food and old t shirts.’
i am the kit - was rescued! what i night that i just had
i climbed inside a cozy spot, then things got Really bad!
the thing - it started moving! roaring, grinding - getting Hot
(i quickly realized that this here 'cozy' spot was Not!)
finally, it stopped, but i was stuck there, deep inside
i heard the human voices - saw their Hands - i hadta hide!
a cry for help!sovery scare, but then the food i smell....
my happy ever after now
a rescue tale
to tell!
55
u/Captjack1212
’Bless this comment’
thanks for sharing, captain jack,
but We are blessing you!
you gave this kit his smollife back
cuz that's what HEROES do!
;)
56
u/mac_is_crack
i am the dog - this shark is mine!
was rescued on a fishing line
i gave him chance to swim away,
he chose, instead, by me to stay
i dropped him in the water, free
but Favrit friend - he wanted Me!
now hung to dry, after his float
(n we don't need a bigger boat ;)
57
u/IAmTiaraFiercex
’https://i.imgur.com/WwxHmVM.png’
...n in my dream, i'm resting on a gentle human hand -
it's someone who has chosen me, n they will understand
that i'm a Disney princess! in a shelter i awaited
til someone came along n sparked the magic that was fated....
a Happy Ever After, with their loving human touch!
the ending i've been dreaming of, n wanted oh, so much!
n then my eyes were opened, friend - first thing i saw was you
a dream it is no longer, cause you've made it all come true!
edit:aword,n thanks for the beautiful picture u/Pet_Disneyfication!
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u/aloofloofah
’It's like he doesn't realize he is not a smol dog.’
i am the dog - am Much perplexed:
why is it I can't get out next?!
my first fren: easy - walks right through,
then round the side goes number two
alas, alone - i sit n wait
i try escape but hesitate
I CANT GET OUT! I WANT TO, TOO!
i tilt my head
n say AWOOOO!!
59
u/L30nPh3lps
’**B E T R A Y A L**’
i am the dog
am MUCH B E T R A Y -
you had to clean
the place i Lay?!
i was upstairs
n heard the vac
so i come down
n see ATTAC!
i liked it fine
the way it was -
You had to change!
it SUCKS because
the hair is gone!
the smells are, too!
how bout You like
i vacuum You??!
:@(
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u/yaboy-RHYS
’Someone hold him’
....is there someone who can hold me?? cuz i'm gettin kinda scare
the wind is really wicked, n there's something wrong out there . . .
don like to be alone in here - i really miss my mom....
is Anybody out there who can help to keep me calm??!?!
i hear the raindrops falling, n the sky begin to howl
oh, GOSH - it CRASHED! is B R O K E N ?!! HELP!
i'mjustababyowl....
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u/to_the_tenth_power
’You got lost last time you left the house for a walk. Pupper needs to make sure you don’t get lost again.’
i'm gonna watch you this time! i don't wanna lose again
i gotta keep you in my sights - don't disappear, my fren!
just hold on tightly to my leash, n we'll both be just fine
you're not just any human friend -
i love you
cuz
you're mine
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u/Master1718
now i lay me down to sleep
my tongue in wet i gonna keep
so busy, me, the whole day through
my dinner ate, still thirsty, too
n as i drinking from my bowl,
so satisfy - it soothe my soul
it lulls me into peaceful rest
my life is good
with water
blessed
63
u/CatboyAndroid
i am the cat, friend - feel my touch
n let it give you pause
to know you mean so very much!
i love you
'just because' . . .
my paw prints on your hands i leave -
supporting you, in part
(n paw prints that you may not see:
Forever
on your heart)
64
u/mccarthybergeron
i am the tree, so very small
in awe of all around
someday i'll grow so very TALL
n rise above the ground!
i'll spread my branches oh, so high
as all my life i'll thrive
someday i'm gonna touch the sky
just glad to be Alive!
my elders tower, big n strong
they shelter me above
protecting me with shadows, long
they feed my roots with love
for now, i'm just a little tree
. . . . but if i'm cut by you
then...maybe.....
something else i'll be ?
a Christmas dream
come true ?
65
u/fabulous_shark
’Also the most savage: they yeet their own kids at enemies to save themselves’
We [baby-flinging selfie kings](https://everywherewild.com/quokka/)
just read it n you'll see
the Joy of being Quokka brings
n You can smile like me!
:@)
66
u/fabulous_shark
’To put it another way, moms can survive an attack and reproduce again, but babies can't.’
Despite their sweet and friendly nature, quokkas have a survival instinct that's downright brutal: If a mother is being pursued by a predator, she'll sacrifice her baby to save herself.
TL;DR....
we keep our babies nice n calm
til we become a psycho-mom
cuz if, ourselves, we must protect
that's when we gonna hit EJECT
our predator you will suffice
(....sorry for your sacrifice)
67
u/Jakunai
now i lay me down to sleep,
my teddy bear i gonna keep
to curl up with, all night long
he comfort me n keep me strong
from when i was a little foal,
he cuddle me n warm my soul
together many secrets share
forever friend -
my teddy bear
68
u/Mariyah
’She was our first cat, she developed DVT and in the space of a few days she was gone, unexpected and heart breaking. She really was a force of nature and had such a strong personality. She will always be family ♥️’
remember me forever, friend, for i was truly 'Grace'
your love for me will never end! you brought me to this place
an angel here on earth, so brief - a princess in your heart
was meant to be, is my belief - you loved me from the start
my years too short with you, it seems, was such a little while . . .
but Always hold me
in your dreams
you'll think of me
n smile
69
u/TheCharmQuark
’She was upstairs asleep! They play in our backyard, which is either her beating him up or her doing crazy things and him watching like “Are you sure that’s safe?” We once found her halfway up a holly tree while he sat on the ground looking out for adults. He was all “It was HER idea. I wasn’t doing anything.”’
hi, it's me - 'the boyfriend' cat - can she come out n play ?
when i come by i'm hoping that she will - it makes my day ;)
we go out in the backyard, n she does her crazy things...
.....you Do know she's my 'girlfren' ? oh, such Happiness she brings!
sometimes we do 'play fighting', but i Always let her win
(there's Never been no biting, n no trouble we get in)
so if you'd please just let her know that i have called again
i really do enjoy her so....
your cat
is my
best fren
70
u/mayaxs
’Hi there. Look, I’m harmless, see me derp?’
hey, little fren - you wanna play?!
oh, look - i made a face :@p
or under here you gonna stay ?
it's such a littlespace....
there's lots more we could do out here,
c'mon n play outside!
i really like it when you're near -
now, you don hafta hide!
i got a ball n squeak toys, too -
Hey! maybe we could zoom!
i'd bring them under there to you
but i don't think there's room . . . . .
71
u/mkizys
’Well now you gotta surprise the pupperino when you get back. And video tape it Then post it here’
i think i gonna lay right here
(it's ok with the mom...)
it makes me feel like you are near,
n keeps me nice n calm....
i'm not sure why you went away -
there's much i have to learn
you promised me, for sure, one day
that you would soon return
so i'll be right here waiting for
how ever long it seems....
til you come walking thru that door
i'll see you in my dreams
72
u/happygrapefruit3337
’We’re very proud parents and we’re excited to eat our baby thank you for your support.’
hush, mutant baby, don't say a word
daddy's gonna wipe off that poop from a bird
plucked from our garden, ripened by love
blessed by the rain n the sun up above!
loaf or a quiche or a nice casserole,
baby's gonna nourish n feed our soul!
73
u/forrtrees
it's not a sound, alarm so shrill, or light that shines so bright
it's only You, my human friend, that wakes me from the night
as i'm asleep, so peacefully, in silent darkened world
i'm dreaming how you make me feel that i'm the sweetest girl!
then gently, oh so softly - there it is: your human touch!
it's what i wait to feel each day (i love it oh, so much;)
then down the hall - the path you made, a brand new day to start
so full of love for You!
i hear n see you
with my heart
74
u/WiseAirline
’He’s not different than other birds. He’s just rockin his summer birthday suit...’
i may not have the fancy feathers worn by other birds,
n some may think my 'birthday suit' is lookin most absurd...
but inside i'm no different than a bird like any other
i'm Happy rockin with my friend -
This Human is my Brother!
75
u/mayaxs
’I want it to keep going! I want the boy to turn 18 and the dog to live forever!’
i want it to keep going! i'll forever be your pup!
i wanna be there by your side when you are all grown up!
for now, my dearest human child - i'm dog - i will PROTEC
as long as we're together, i will love this boy like heck!
but someday, when he's older, (now it seems like it's awhile...)
i want him to think back on me, forever with a smile
for i'm his loyal, loving dog - been with him from the start
n i'll live on forever
as a memory
in his heart
76
u/Master1718
’Too adorable’
Two adorable puppers, as we laying down to sleep
we wanna stay together, so we make a puppy heap
our brothers circle round us, as we tucked in for the night
long as we got each other,
we know Everything's
all right
77
u/Danceswithwords72
’Brother and sister same litter. Odin is on the right and 30 lbs heavier’
we Luna n Odin - we share the same mom,
our human dad likes it the best when we calm
we try to do 'rules' like NO BARKING IN YARD!!
but we so excited - sometimes it is hard....
then when we come in, we sit down - sorryus!
we hopin our humans will not make a fuss
our eyes say 'we sorry - it's hard to be good!'
(...but dad - he still loves us -
we Knew that he would :)
78
u/killerbunnyfamily
now i lay me down to sleep
so safe n warm, my momma keep
curled up so snug, she hold me tight
PROTEC her pup all thru the night
no fears, no scary nightmares, me
we both asleep, contentedly
all thru the night she keeps me calm
as i drift off
in dreams
of mom
79
u/Ninja_Spi-D-er
i am the kit, by fireside
i lie on back, legs stretched out wide
so warm the flame! here by the fire
my Favrit place, day's end, retire
n as i drifting off to sleep
the hearth - so warm my soul it keep
you think you wanna touch me here -
my tail, it twitch -
do not
come
near.....
80
u/k0ella
i'm Ronny - am so Very proud
of job i get to do!
the humans say that i'm allowed
a photo ID, too :@)
so, finally - the picture day!
don't wanna look like fool
(i hope my tongue in mouth will stay
cuz i don't wanna drool...)
with loving eyes, n gentle smile
i'm looking at You, fren!
my picture makes me feel worthwhile -
(i'll take an 8 by 10!!)
edit:❤️
81
u/km8907
n so another birthday, human friends, we celebrate
am thankful for them All we've shared - you've always made them great!
i'm older n i'm wiser, n my life's been oh, so good
remember we
n always know
i stayed
long as i could
82
u/James--Trickington
’"I don't know what's goin on but I better quit it before I get mad at me!"’
i do not know what's goin on -
am just a little pup
the human say there's nothin wrong
he says is jes 'hiccup'
i feel it in my belly rise
am try so hard to quit!
i barkto make me realize
i better cut this sh!t !
83
’He’s the cutest!’
no fussy floofy hair have i,
nor fancy pedigree
but I am CUTE! you can't deny -
just take a look at me
with fur n eyes of gentle brown
that look into your soul
i'll help you, when you're feeling down,
my friend -
your heart
i stole
84
u/ElectricalBack
iamthekitsoverysmall
amnotafraidofDogatall!
lookout,BIGFREN,i'mcomin'thru!
Kit, i jes wanna Play with you!
85
u/jaspercolt
’In 2012, the total population of dogs in the world was estimated to be about 525 million; today that number is estimated to be at 900 million.’
we are the dogs - thru life we s o a r
tho some have less, n some have more....
we never fret about our fate -
if we have friends, we think life's Great
a human friend, to share our life
n if we can help ease their strife
then we've done Everything we could!
for We are Dogs
n Life
is Good
86
u/Lotr29
i am the dog - i work the field,
to me the geese frens always yield!
when humans football games they play
i get to chase the geese away
no mean dog me - no angry bark
i tell them, 'Please, just move to park!'
n then they leave! this is my dream
to feel that I
am part of Team!
87
u/mac_is_crack
’Bet the water has less urine than on toddler day’
Today Dogs Swim! n Humans Don't
cuz if you see us, friends, you won't
we Love to splash, n run n drool!
(n pee inside the swimming pool ;)
88
u/akraja
i am the cat who was a stray,
n on the toaster i will stay
my Favrit lookout perch to spy -
don't move me, fren - don't even try!
i guess you won't be making toast
cuz this the place i like the most
so please don't plug it in back there,
or else you might
smell burning hair....
89
u/akraja
’I am the bread who's very cold I hope im not being too bold but please why wont you move the cat from the place where he is sat I want to be inside that slit it's made for bread; a cat wont fit so toasty warm inside that thing without it I will taste boring there's a better place for you to lay the microwave is thatta way’
sorry i'm not in compliance -
toaster, here, my choice appliance!
i don't mean to sound so greedy
bread, fren - you just bein kneady
any way you slice it, friend
your words are stale, in the end
for i am cat n you are bread -
i'm alive
n You
are
ded
90
u/0setara0
there are moments that we share, sometimes - i wish they'd never end
it doesn't matter where, long as we're side by side, my friend
your life has gone a different way, but i'll always be here
yet Every time,
i wish you'd stay
whenever you are near
91
u/rayychiee
i am the dog
who loves the cheese
dear human, may
i have some, please?
a bit of sharp,
a crumb of blue
a taste of brie
i beg of you!
i Love you, friend -
there's No one better!
but might i have
a piece of cheddar ?
92
u/millavi
’Me walking to the fridge at 3 am . . .’
Me walking to the fridge at 3 -
the middle of the night
the food inside - it beckons me
i tiptoe, oh so slight . . .
half asleep, i stagger to the kitchen,
kinda wonky
(if i get caught i'm gonna hear some bitchin'
cuz i'm chonky....)
n so, desicion made - i'll smuggle food!
no one will nag
no one will Ever know, or think i'm rude . . .
alpaca bag
;-)
93
u/AccountUser21
i'm goin for that opening!
i see it way up high...
am backing up . . .
prepare for launch
here goes! is time to FLY
Y
Y
!
edit:!
94
u/lostcatfoundcat
my human taught this pose of 'PLEASE'
(is how i get down on my 'knees')
i learned is how to do the begs
i sit on floor on two back legs
n then - my front paws i lift up
n make the eyes of starving pup
'Please, human - could you spare a scrap?
your table food would make me hap!'
i stare up at your face above -
it's FOOD i ask,
(it's YOU I Love)
95
u/smith1421
’LMAO I love it when kittens spend their energy and just passout wherever they are. It's so cute.’
hey, hooman - dontchu take me on
you Know you gonna lose!!
your fingers gonna soon be gone!!
but first
i gotta snooooooze.....
96
u/commonvanilla
’**Background**: Therapy cat Donny helped his grandma through 17 radiation treatments by visiting her in the hospital: >Donny is a natural do-gooder. The 2-year-old rescue cat was born without eyes and with the neurological condition Cerebellar Hyperplasia, which causes him to wobble and fall over when he walks. > >These differences have never held Donny back. In fact, he is “the most charming cat in the world,” according to his rescuers at North Shore Animal League America (NSALA). > >Susan Smith thought so, too. When she saw a picture of Donny, Smith instantly knew she needed to meet this sweet feline, then just 3 months old. > >“Since I already had three blind cats I know it’s not an easy task to find a home for a special needs animal and this poor guy was born with a double whammy so my husband and I went to meet him,” Smith tells PEOPLE. “He was the happiest, go-lucky guy, running, bumping into things and yes, falling down. I asked my husband, ‘Do you think we should adopt him?’ and his answer was, ‘How can we not?’ ” **Source with full story and additional pics**: [people.com](https://people.com/pets/blind-cat-helps-his-grandma-get-cancer-free/)’
dear grandma, it is me again - i love you oh, so much!
i love to come n visit you, n feel your gentle touch
the way you stroke my neck here, when you hold me on your bed
the little grandma kisses that you place upon my head!
my world is never dark when you're around - you shine so bright
i feel your years of goodness - you make everything alright!
they say that i'm your 'therapy', i'm helping you to heal
but no one else can give to me your special 'grandma feel'!
97
u/diegoladiabla
i am the dog who loves the rain
c'mon n take me out again!
wearing coats of matching yellow,
i know i'm your Favrit fellow!
leash is on, i'm ready, set -
gonna Go for Walk in wet!
n as the drops around us fall,
i Know i'm your
Best Friend
of All!
98
u/derawin07
’This looks like a promotional pictures for the best reality tv show that doesn’t exist ever: Real Good Boys of Hawaii’
we Real Good Boys of Hawaii, dear friends!
assistance of humans - our job never ends
we train for their needs, by their sides we will stay
we Good Dogs with Jobs ( but to us it is play ;)
we know it's important the jobs that we do,
but what we like Best is just being with you!
a tropical island - unreal, it seems
the Luckiest Boys
(with the Job of our dreams!)
99
u/SuukMeiDiek
’For a sec there, I thought that doggo was in slow motion, then I show him blink. Cute doggo :)’
as i am reaching for my ball,
don't wanna bother friend at all
retrieving it - i am a pro
as i engage my dog s l o - m o . . .
so in his hand, my ball it rest
am gonna do my doggo best
to take it, gently, with no bite -
am try so hard to do it right . . .
at last - no longer in his grasp
my ball in eager mouth i clasp!
a perfect take - no tug, no pull
(n Not a DROP of doggie drool ;)
100
u/Chiruu_
’She’s got the “I’ve made a huge mistake” face’
i think i've made a huge mistake....
too long i bugged my friend
there's only so much he can take -
he put it to an end!
i tried so hard to buddy up -
i guess i'm not allowed
nobody likes a third wheel pup
two's Good,
but three's a crowd
:@(
101
u/Rawtashk
’The first dog has a serious case of "pizza eyes".’
i am the dog, the pizza spy
so patiently i wait
i would not grab, i'd Never try
(but Much anticipate!)
...a bit of crust to savor, friend -
delectable, the cheese is!
appreciation, without end....
JUST-GIVE-IT-TO-ME! JEEEZUZ!!!
102
u/mayaxs
now we laying down to sleep
with mom n dad, we head
so safe n snug they gonna keep
us wrapped up in our bed
we lucky pups together here
so perfectly, it seems
as side by side, forever near,
we share our puppy dreams
103
u/TheZebraCorn
when i'm laying, sound asleep
peacefully, in dreams so deep
i'm dreaming of your gentle touch
the one i love so very much!
so softly, then, with words unspoken
silently i am awoken
suddenly, friend, There is you!
your touch is real!
a dream come true
104
u/sezar4321
’I felt it was more of a "LOOK!!! SHE LOVED NOBODY AS MUCH AS ME, THIS IS MY HUMAN GO GET YOUR OWN!’
where have you been, friend? i missed you so much!
i've dreamed of your smell n the feel of your touch
i've waited so long just to see you again -
THIS IS MY GIRL! she's my Very BEST FRIEND!!
n now that she's here, please let Everyone see
this girl loves Nobody the way she loves Me!
she's Back! n i'll never again be alone -
This is My human ~ so go get your own!
105
u/theklmanuel
. . . can i jes, maybe . . , um, you know, like rub against your arm ?
i'm used to living life alone
i won't do any harm . . .
sometimes it's kinda lonely here
but i don't mean to pest . . .
just thought i'd maybe
lean on you
n take
alittle
rest....
106
’Hmmm yes, I believe that is bird....’
hmmm, Yes - i think that Is a bird!
a reindeer ?! nah, that's just absurd
no deer or 'dog' would look for seed,
(that doesn't look like reindeer feed!)
oh, Look - i think he spied my phone
now he knows he is not alone
he's backing off....is he in fear ?
don't worry, friend
the buck stops here
107
u/fhalah
the not-so-quick brown fox am i
not gonna jump - won't even try
am lay content here, as you see
n let the dog there, lazy be
i'd rather stay like this, instead
your feet a pillow for my head
enjoy the life here i am livin'
right here, right now -
No Fox Given
108
u/whittywhittt
’"WHY WET INSIDE WHEN IT SUPPOSE IT BE DRY"’
WHY YOU IN THE WET AGAIN??!
I TELL YOU EVERY TIME, MY FREN!!
THIS PLACE IS SCARE! A DANGER ZONE!
DONT WORRY - YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!
For I AM CAT - I WILL PROTEC!!
I LOVE YOU, HOOMAN FREN, LIKE HECK!!
WHATS GOOD FOR YOU, TRUST ME - I KNOWS!!
Now WHY the HECK YOU WEAR NO CLOTHES ??!?!
109
u/Starskythegoldie
i am the dog - so happy me
the park my Favrit place to be!
everything here nice n calm,
i romp so free, jes me n mom
when suddenly - a human spy
i gonna go check out this guy
(love Everyone - am friendly boy,
am Always look to spread some joy :@)
n so - approach: HELLO THERE, YOU !!
...oh GOSH - is GRANDMA!! SHE'S HERE, TOO!!
then mom confirm: the G word - sweet!!
with GRANDMA here,
my day complete!
110
u/SharynDippity
’My first thought. I choose to believe this instead: ---- Tribbles was born nearby to a feral cat, Mittens. Mittens had grown to trust OP from the scraps they'd shared over the years, she knew OP was "one of the good ones". Mittens has spent the past week training Tribbles vigorously in the art of fence scaling. Today was the day, the day Tribbles was to climb the Great Fence and claim his forever kingdom. Mama cat watched with a tear in her eye as Tribbles crested the fence. >"Meow ^( promise to visit soon ) " >"Meow ^( love you son ) !" she bellowed as he disappeared. ----’
thank you u/CouldOfBeenGreat for the beautiful inspiration!
dear friend, it's me - Mittens, n please hear my plea
this smolkit is special - (i know that he'll be!)
it breaks my mom heart what i'm going to do,
but i really think he'll be much better with you....
you've always been kind, n you've treated me good -
you'll raise my sweet baby the way that you should!
so, soon he will scale the fence, to your side!
please tell him i love him! ...don'ttellhimicried.....
111
u/docta_nelson
’Norm hunts the ball 90% of the time while playing fetch. I wish I had a camera on him the whole time. His pounces can be very dramatic haha’
i'm Norm the dog, n this is me :@)
i fetch the ball abnormaly
my human toss - i see it drop
but I must wait until it STOP
that tricky ball - it never stay
in just one place! it roll away
so focus me - my every ounce
until it stop . . . . .
n then i POUNCE!!
112
u/yelpisforsnitches
’Yes but which plant produces the good boy’
plant the seeds you love the most
that bring you 'mostest joy'
the seeds of love - then you can boast
you've grown
the GOODEST BOY ;@)
113
u/NoNameas
i wish i was at home - i'm tired of sitting in the car
dad's not very happy, n i don't know where we are....
everyone seems angry, horns are blowing all around
i wanna BARK MY HEAD OFF (but i dare not make a sound)
dad's been calling people names i never heard before
i'm pretty sure he threw his phone - i heard it hit the floor....
n now it started raining - i can feel the drops on me
but Worst of all
no place to Stop -
i really gotta pee!!!
114
u/GallowBoob
’I want to pet it but don't want to mess up the paint job. I'm so conflicted.’
i am the ~~do~~ TIGER - Fearsome, me!
am do the ~~bor~~ ROAR ferociously!
you take me on ?! you wanna fight?!
THESE STRIPES DON'T RUN!! ..ok....theymight...
115
u/smill25
’seeing animals with complications surpass what ever comes their way, encourages me every day to get past mine*...’
i'm Clyde the dog - so happy me
no 'complications' - worry-free!
no pity me about my state,
accepting, always - this my fate
may have to struggle more than some
the obstacles to overcome!
but i'll GET UP if i should fall
be optimistic, overall!
humans, please: no doom n glooom
pick yourselves up, friends
n zoooom!
116
u/deniceovich
i am the cow
i feel like sh!t -
i've not been milked for days!
i don't know how
to empty it,
so i must think of ways....
what's this i smell?
a coffe cup -
so dark n smooth as silk
aw, what the hell -
i walk right up
n puke out all my milk
;@)
117
u/lozziew11
’He looks so disappointed’
i am the cat, i sit n wait
so disappointedly
dear human - why you hesitate
to not get up for me ??
a glass of wine, your tv time,
a book that you are reading...
all things for you seem So sublime
...but what about my FEEDING?!
118
u/lanwayone
....n so i sit n contemplate -
just what about Me do i hate?
a simple cat, of brown n white
but that's ok - i look alright
a little chonk, but not too much
(mom calls me 'floofy' to the touch ;)
a bit of grey around the brow,
but that don't bother me right now
evaluate the best i could . . . . . . . . . .
I am the cat
n Life
is Good
119
u/Unspecial_operations
’Silly human doesn't even know that I'm staring at his food all the time.’
i am the dog - am do the sneak
when he not look i take a peek
i see the snacks - i take a glance
n soon i'm gonna get a chance...
to steal a bit! a snack attack!
first human friend i must distract
'oh, Look! What's that?? See? way up there!
then maybe he'll get up from chair...
is then he gonna spill his plate!
for now - resist
for now
i wait . . . . .
120
u/krafteasymac
my name is Stan, n this is me
am safe in home - this my year three
began beneath the porch, so scare
when humans found me under there
i didn't know, then, that foundation
started my rejuvenation!
rescued to the house, above
growing Strong,
n built with Love
121
u/-EG-
i am the dog - am do the sneak
when he not look i take a peek
i see the snacks . . . i take a glance
n soon i'm gonna get a chance...
to steal a bit! a snack attack!
first human friend i must distract
'oh, Look! What's that?? See? way up there!'
then maybe he'll get up from chair...
is then he gonna spill his plate!
for now -
resist
for now
i wait . . . . .
122
u/mac_is_crack
’Legitimately thought that was a wasted human for a second’
today's the day they say 'I do' -
i gonna show that I do, too!
so as they stand n say the vow,
i'm gonna do my Own bow-Wow!
been practicing - it is my goal
to show the frens my doggie roll
n then they'll all erupt in laughter -
this My happy ever after!
123
u/WillingWhole
’Cat “OMG I have a human!!!”’
'OMG I HAVE A CAT!!'
i have a human too!
'I think I gonna love him Best, mom - show me what to do...!'
dont worry, boy, you'll learn from Me, n i will teach you how
to get your way, in All you do!
your lesson starts right now....
be cute n tell 'em what you want - expect the Best, you'll see...
they'll give you Everything you need!
you'll share the throne
with Me
edit...ahem.....toclarify: there's just one thing ~ you'll be Prince, n I'll be KING
124
u/downriverrowing
’It's not what it looks like . . .’
oh GOD - i Love MUD!! All the smoosh n the wet!!
there's No one to see me!! i have no regret...
just digging alone here, with Nobody knowing!!
OH
it's not what it looks like . . . . .
. . . um . . .
imustbegoing.....
125
u/roka_can
’"Imagine pleasant nonsense." I'm going to start using this with my friends, hah.’
now i lay me down to sleep
'tis pleasant nonsense i will keep
imagining the whole night long
pretending there is nothing wrong
n if i die before i wake
i pray thee, lord, my soul to take
to somewhere lovely, if you please -
surround by nonsense pleasantries
126
u/howcuriou5
’Old puppy zoomies are my favorite. Getting to see that spark in them again—no matter how brief—can honestly make your day.’
...n so to zoom outside, once more -
the feeling of an open door
the yard! the world! the smells await!
there's Nothing else that feels So great!!
the rain rejuvenates - i bark!
forever lights my puppy spark
i never will forget, my friend -
is time for zoomies once again!
127
u/theshepard117
’Poor lil fella....’
i am the cat, n this my bear
i take him with me Everywhere
poor little guy - he needs me near
he so alone when i'm not here
he stays with me - don't make us part!
don't wanna break
his little heart....
128
u/xxa88yxx
i am the kit - you brought me here
you thought your Cat would like me near
well, they just want me to control,
but it's this pup who warms my soul
this pup is sweet - he Likes me, too!
(n i can tell Him what to do... ;)
129
u/alexandrasaunt
’Is nobody going to address the tiny cat sunglasses?’
i am the cat - the shades i wear,
as in the bank i lie
it keeps the humans unaware
as on them i can spy...
they in n out, so crazy,
as they doing what they do
'SECURITY' - i'm lazy
but, friends
i am watching You....
130
u/to_the_tenth_power
don't worry, dog - you'll be ok
i'm Sure you going home today
it won't take long! Trust me - you'll see
i know you can be brave like me!
be glad you have a home to go
cuz i stay here, but Soon, i know
a friend will walk in thru the door
say 'I'm the one they're looking for!'
then on that day, I'll go home, too -
my very own -
a dream come true
dont know if this is the case here, but when i take my pets to the vet they always have a few adoptable cats in crates - made me think of these guys :)
131
u/Dead_as_a_doorknob
neglected, left behind, i was -
but then by You was found
spoiled? maybe... just because
you turned my life around!
a shelter dog, but you Love me
just look at my face now :@p
a smile for All the world to see -
you gave me my bow-Wow!
132
u/KevlarYarmulke
’[deleted]’
you'll find us up in heaven, frens -
we right here by the gate!
our 'loyal' to you never ends,
n it's for You we wait ;@)
too often, much before our time
we have to go away
but heaven, for us, most sublime
n right here we will stay!
you think you're bad ? n you're not sure
if you done too much 'sin' ...?
we'll sneak you through our doggie door -
somehow we'll get you in ;)
133
u/PM_ME_UR_PINEAPPLE
’He seriously layed outside of her kennel all night long! He loves her so much’
dear momma, what a day it's been -
my life with 'Milli' just begin!
the box you carry thru the door,
n when you put it on the floor
am So SURPRISE at what i see -
you bring a puppy home for me!!
now as she laying, sound asleep
an eye on her i gonna keep
a heart of gold - PROTEC, i do!
this pup i Love -
a dream come true
134
u/JDLBB
’Exactly. What a dear, sweet doggo. And what a champ the human is for building him a ramp.’
i am the dog, n this my ramp
my human friend is Such a champ!
he made it special, just for me,
so i go up n down easy!
am trying hard to fight disease,
this helps me climb the stairs with ease
he cares so much, it makes me feel
He's helping most
my heart to heal
135
u/MyNameGifOreilly
’Where is Ms. Schnoodle on this one’
i am the birb
n you are dog
no 'lik the bred'
like cow by sprog...
but if you want
then go ahead -
i gonna let
you lick my head
136
u/kirrk
’"No I don't know when the chicken sandwich is going to be available again"’
'...may i help you' ? Hold on - WAIT!
this drive-thru window thing I HATE!!
don't wanna 'take your order, please'
i think i gonna spread disease...
i touch your food with litter feet
n when you sip your soda sweet
you humans gonna get a scare:
you end up choking on cat hair...
137
u/ChunkySweaterMonthly
’Maybe she's born with it ... maybe it's Meowbelline’
these my cat eyes - best you've seen
am born a natural Meowbelline
no liner do i need apply,
no photoshop you'll Ever spy!
my eyelashes have natural curl,
mascara-free - am pretty girl
my eyes reflecting beauty, see -
they loving
when you look at me
138
u/to_the_tenth_power
’I lost it when he attempted to catch the invisible treat, he times it perfectly with the fake toss.’
i am the dog
the treat i spy
i gonna catch -
i gonna try...
anticipate -
am do the stare
i see the toss
but it's not there :@(
i turn my head
from side to side,
my mouth - so eager
OPEN WIDE !
n as i search
elusive snack,
i feel it plop
upon my back . . .
139
u/HumanWithInternet
’She has adopted you, and deemed you worthy’
i am the cat - was on my own
i lived outside, so sad, alone
then blessed me with baby kit -
i dreamed of help to care for it
i found you, friends, n checked you out
n after time, i had no doubt
that i would share this babe of mine
i thank you, humans -
you'll do fine
140
u/mayaxs
hey, mom - can i please go outside ?
please open door up, Nice n w i d e !
i want so bad to go n play
my Favrit - LOOK! a rainy day!!
oh, Gee, i gonna take a LEAP!
n land right in the grass, so deep
the feel of wet - such Joy it brings!
the happiness
of simple things
141
u/DBellacero
i am the dog, n this my life
as Good as it can be
my humans, being 'man n wife' -
n they including Me!
so many happy faces here
as they both say the vow
(they think i steal the show, its clear
but it's Their big Bow-WOW !)
n so on Best behavior, me
as in my tux i stand
united, now - a family
we Three go 'paw in hand'
142
u/SomeSlightDiscomfort
’He has moments of yowling, but he has started sleeping on our bed, and likes to get close. I think he gets it, and is making the best of a new routine.’
my girl is gone
i don't know why, but she has gone away
there's other humans in the house, so with them i will stay
i listen, when they're talking, n i swear they say her name
but she is gone
i miss her,
n my world is not the same . . . . .
143
u/ShalevDaBoss
’Man that video took a turn for the good. I was so pissed for the first few seconds.’
be wary of the humans when you're lying on the beach
we seal friends know they're scary, so we staying out of reach....
Oh NO! they're running toward us, now they got me by the tail!
i don't know what they're doing, so i gonna flap n flail!!
they struggling, n i am, too - but then i feel release
then finally they let me go! we all retreat in peace
n something feels better now - i move more than i could
they Cheering, n i'm wondering . . .
can Human friends
be good?!
144
u/h0v8
’Oh I forgot to add; his name is Tough-y because he used to be the toughest little pinscher’
i am the dog - a Toughy, me
receiving love, so gratefully!
a sweetheart, see - (i'm not so tough ;)
i never can receive enough!
n all your pets throughout the years
have helped You battle many tears
to You, my friend, right back i give
my love for All
the years i live
145
u/AfraidSwim5
i am the dog who runs so fast when master tells me so!
i walk along his side until i hear him tell me GO!!!
n then i zoooom across the grass - how ever long it takes!!!
until he tells me STOP! n then i'm p u t t i n g on the b r a k e s . . . . .
146
’I would like to imagine; if he could, he would wave his greeting with one of those floppy ears’
G'morning, frens! i am the pup :@)
no, i can't talk... but Hey! wat's UP?!
with every brand new day that start,
my eyes can see into your heart
no words to say - no need them, friend
just LOYALTY that has no end
no judgement, me, in All you do
for I see only good in you!
so as you go about your day,
i gonna Love you
Anyway
edit:smoltalk
147
u/vosszaa
psst!... yo, dogs - you guys awake ?!
you sure sleep sound, for goodness sake!
well, what's a cat fren gotta do
to get a little warmth from you ?!
you got a blanket over there
that maybe one of you could share ?!
aw, what the heck . . . i'm kinda cold . . .
i'll jes climb in
this pot of gold
148
u/vosszaa
nobody would come near me - said they didn't like the 'smell'
but You could see, so clearly, i was Good, n you could tell
that all i really needed was someone to make me whole,
with patient love, you feeded both my body n my soul
now what a transformation! i have started life anew
an internet sensation, n it's all because of You!
a Cinderella story, true - a happy ever end
the story titled Me & You -
you're my Forever friend
149
u/crypt0sam
’I think your pup melted’
now i lay me down to sleep,
my tongue in mouth i canno keep
i fall asleep, n have no doubt
that soon my tongue is hanging out
(when i wake up i know it was -
cuz stuck to it is blanket fuzz...)
it happens anytime i slept -
mom takes the pics
that show i 'blept'
;@p
150
u/buttonupshorts
'Foster kit' ? you mean he's only 'temporary' here?!
he's kinda growin on me, n i like it when he's near...
he needs some breaking in, but, you know - i'll take care of that
(somebody's gotta teach this kit how he's suppose to 'Cat'...)
i never got to raise a baby kitten of my own
Please, human - can i keep him ?
i don wanna be alone . . .
151
u/sezar4321
i am the cat - i like this chair
the baby human sitting there
it gently rock us, to n fro,
together off to sleep we go
the baby learning, i can tell
cuz i been teaching him so well
right now - upon my back, you see
he making biscuits
just like me
152
u/mac_is_crack
’This is exactly why I can’t use public bathrooms.’
i'm just a little baby kit -
am try so hard to take a sh!t
i wish that i could poop in peace
n all around me chaos cease
i much prefer a quiet place
where no one else could see my face
these frens don't seem to care at all
i wish i had
a private stall :(
153
u/oh_bruddah
’A good man saving a good boy.’
when you felt like all your troubles were too much for you to bear
i tried my best, my human friend, to always show i care
without a word, i stayed beside you, never asking why
no matter what was happening, you held your head up high
there's things that i don't understand - sometimes nobody knows
but i'm a loyal dog to you, cuz we're forever bros
i've carried you thru darkest times, whatever they may be
but this - i cannot help you thru . . .
dear friend -
please carry me ?
154
u/GytisG8
’A turtle made it to the water!’
i am the turtle, very small,
i never felt the wet at all
was hatched along a sandy dune,
my mom sez 'head for water, soon!'
so as we fumble 'cross the beach -
we risk our lives, the wet to reach!
n as the ocean touch my face . . .
slow 'n steady
wins the race!
155
u/Master1718
psst!... yo, dogs - you guys awake ?!
you sure sleep sound, for goodness sake!
well, what's a cat fren gotta do
to get a little warmth from you ?!
you got a blanket over there
that maybe one of you could share ?!
aw, what the heck . . . i'm kinda cold . . .
i'm climbin In
this pot o' gold
156
u/MyNameGifOreilly
’I also feel like the human inside donald is trapped because I bet they REALLY want to actually kiss that dog’
i'm stuck inside this costume with a doggo on my lap
the poor girl's really sleepy, n i think she needs a nap
if i can rip this costume off n comfort her, i will
if Disney doesn't like it, they can put it on my bill!
157
u/MyNameGifOreilly
’i'm stuck inside this costume with a doggo on my lap the poor girl's really sleepy, n i think she needs a nap if i can rip this costume off n comfort her, i will if Disney doesn't like it, they can put it on my bill!’
i'm Nala, n i work so hard - but Look! is DONALD DUCK!!
my Very Favrit Disney fren - i feel like I'm in Luck!
'Oh, Donald - how i love you, you my BEST FREN in the Worl!!
hey, Wait! i heard a human voice, say 'I'm the GOODEST GIRL!!!?!'
158
u/smshingsquashes
’He’s like yeah I know it’s interesting.. I’ve been there’
oh, little kit - you funny, fren
you playin with my tail again!
been there/done that endless chase
try 'n catch it in my face!
alas, my friend - i've always found
it's just an endless circle 'round
but since You, little guy, i'm friending
my tale's become
a Happy ending
159
u/gabetheawesome1
’The stray that struck gold*..’
i'll tell you a tale of the stray who struck gold -
a cat with the loneliest start
who couldn't believe how her life would unfold
by a friend with a generous heart
abandoned, neglected, she lived on the street
hungry, so dirty . . . alone
she never lost hope, or gave in to defeat
as she dreamed of a home of her own
then a human came by, took her in - a 'rescue'
made her Life just as Good as could be!
a magical ending - i swear it is true -
the 'cat who struck gold', friends,
is Me!
160
u/-EG-
we settin up outside for fun -
is me n girl n guy
when, Suddenly - they Heckin RUN
(of course, then, so do i...)
the guy, he say he saw a frog ?!
not me, i must be blind...
so i go back - am BRAVEST dog -
i leave no fren behind ;@)
161
’^(nom nom nom nom. >:U)’
i am the pup who canno stop -
i love to nom the tabletop!
so many t a s t y snacks have been
atop the wood i sink teeth in
the pretzel, chip n popcorn taste -
i let no treat crumb go to waste!
breakfast, lunch n dinner, too
they've all been nommed here, frens, by you
n so it is with sheer delight
i taste it all
in every b!te
162
u/Stauce52
’It really is. That man is probably passed over countless times per day, but to that dog this man is his entire world. Warms my heart.’
this my man - nobody's gonna tell me that he's not
he loves me - he's my family - he's everything i got!
as long as we can stay together, anywhere we roam
i will not be 'homeless',
because This man
is my home
163
’Yup, she was a bit fiesty at first. But playing with her, soft noises and a bit of lunch meat made her love me pretty quick. She purred the entire time on my shoulder home’
'life is a highway, travelled along...
if you're going my way, then let's share our song'
so now i am riding with you in your car
we'll travel together no matter how far
the engine is purring - oh no, that is me -
a smol kit - amazed with the new world i see!
don't know where we're going, wherever it is
but i have a HUMAN! (i guess i am his...?!)
so this is the day that our journey first start -
i crept in his car,
n crawled into
his heart
164
u/Jforceteam2
’"I shall push and break your glass precariously positioned on the edge of the table just as you did to my heart"’
dear human - you're breaking my heart - can't you see ?!
you're holding the dog, but i wish it was me....
you don't even care 'bout the look in my eyes
ignore me - you Won't, 'friend' . . . do you realize
i know where the good dishes are, that you keep
i know i can break them - i know where you sleep
i know where your phone is you leave on the table
i'll reach EVERYTHING that i WANT - i am able!
n when you're asleep, i will strike - out of sight
you won't Ever know what goes BUMP in the night....
so hug that dog tight, 'friend' - you like when he's near ?
well, you'll still have Me
but
He might
disappear.....
edit:spelling
165
u/ViolaWeiland
’[removed]’
i am the dog, n this my toy
i play with it - it brings me joy
my human frens not here right now,
i entertain myself somehow
n so, my ball i like to roll
a simple thing
that warms my soul
166
u/lucyxfunnell
’he is don’t worry! he’s a rescue dog and was a bit bigger when we got him and we’re still working on getting rid of his chonk’
i am the dog - so Happy me!
am learning how to do zoomie!
my humans help me losing weight
each pound i lose am feel so Great!
my feet move faster on the floor -
am peeking thru the doggie door...
a fren approach! i dance thru room
am So excite - is time to z o o m !
167
u/2kh1tty
’They’re sooo judging you right now. “Look at them, running frantically everywhere...ha, you were right, this is a good hiding place!” “Have I ever given any reason for you to doubt me? I told you we’d be safe here. Now here’s how we’re gonna pull the treat bag out of the pantry....” “Go on, I’m listening...”’
just stick with me, kit - watch n learn
RESPEC from them you gotta earn!
they frantic n make such a fuss
if it's too long they can't find us....
just watch - they searching high n low -
they Never know just Where we go!
when we are found, it's Treats galore!
just let them look
a little more . . . . .
168
u/its_scooby
i'm Floyd the dog - i never thought that i could go along
i'm not the same as other dogs, sometimes my legs aren't strong
but you're my Favrit human, just like i'm your Favrit pup
no matter where you go, my friend, i try hard to keep up!
now look at Me - so Happy, i can fit inside this pack!
we'll travel far n wide, n i will Always have your back :@)
you've made me feel so special, n now as we're growing older
we'll take our path together
with my paw upon your shoulder
169
u/Srainz4
’Screw the golf just pet that beautiful lady for a while.’
Hello! i'm River - this my yard,
but getting pets was kinda hard
my human made an open space
so i can come n stick my face
so if you playin golf someday
your ball might fly thru here, n stay
my 'window wreath' - it Bigger gets
you want your ball ?
come give me pets!
170
u/NTCans
’She's so precious! Be honest though, the halo is because she's actually an angel 😇’
i'm wearing the halo, for me it PROTEC
my humans so good to me, love me like heck!
they say that it help me to 'navigate space'
(i hear what they say, but i can't see their face...)
mom calls me her angel, n maybe it's true
it's heaven on earth for me, all that they do!
n sometimes i feel there's a light from above
PROTEC me forever,
surrounds me with love
171
u/Srainz4
’I truly love you. I was off reddit for almost 3 week’s recently and I missed you the most. I’m back. Fragile...yes, but back.’
it isn't always easy as we go from day to day
some people can be hurtful with the things they do or say
you've been so kind to others - if you're hurt, it isn't fair
please know, that tho we're 'strangers' here..
some people
Really care
172
u/jdex89
so 'dad', it's been alittle while, but I am still a pup
it hasn't even been a year - how fast i'm growing up!
you held me in your arms when i, at first, was very small
n now we here together - side by side, n standing TALL!
i love it when I hear you say that I'm the GOODEST BOY
n Everything is fun with you, we bring each other joy!
i'll never be that tiny pup again, like at the start
there's more of me to Love now, dad -
i'm Growing in your heart!
173
u/Shirayuki1125
’So enthusiastic c: What a good dog’
am So enthusiastic! workin' out here, on my back
(can't get my paws behind my head - it's elbows that i lack...)
am Goodest boy - i'm havin Fun, to me it's all jes play ;@)
hey girls - who wants to grab my leash?
how bought we skip 'leg day' ?!
174
u/sarahstars12
God said 'I'll make one different, let's just mix it up a bit
this one gets Every color - what a special little kit!
some black, n brown n grey, n mostly white socks on her feet,
(but not quite Every one - don't wanna make her look too neat)
let's dip one arm in ginger - rub a little on her face
that's good - she's done! her colors blend - they're sprinkled everyplace!
a coat of many colors! ... just one more thing -' God said
'before you go, smol kit...
a ginger kiss upon your head'
175
u/sebastianwong2003
’/u/SchnoodleDoodleDo plz deliver here :)’
now i lay me down to sleep
is George's memory i keep
i'll Always lay my puppy head
here on the side of Georgie's bed
i only need this little part
the rest of him is in my heart
he right beside me now, it seems
Forever Georgie
in my dreams
176
u/TheAmericanFighter
’I love that he brought you a little stick and I can see how fast his tail is wagging! What an angel boy!’
i am the dog, not much have i,
but you, friend, are my Favrit guy!
no floofy hair or bows on me,
am not no fancy pedigree
the smollest thanks i offer quick -
(...'oh, look! i bring to you a stick'!)
n as i look at you above
i Always give to you
my love
177
u/Murderhands
a cat - forever on the wall
tho i'm not really there at all
a tribute to a memory -
some human thought that much of me
enough to leave my image here
enjoyed by friends as they pass near
perhaps to stir a thought they share
of pets they had, or have somewhere
n they may stop alittle while
n look at me, n maybe smile
n contemplate the simple pleasure
of cats or dogs -
the lives they treasure
no matter what the curves life throws,
their pets Love them - the human knows
remember me, n all that's good:
the innocence
of kittyhood
178
u/downriverrowing
’This pooch has clearly been dezoomified...’
i am the dog who loves to zoom
here in the park there's Lotsa room!
i run so fast n free outside
but now i am dezoomified
when i arrived, so fast i raced
as round n round the park we chased!
the Goodest boy, the Mostest FUN!!
alas -
for now,
the zoomies
done
179
u/madelynkp
so here's the thing - you realize i don't have words to say
but this is what i do to tell you it'll be ok...
no matter what is going on, i'm Always here for You!
dear mom - my friend - my human -
no one loves you like i do!
we dogs don't love like humans, but we try our very best
to let you know we need you, n you make us feel so blessed!
no questions asked, no judgement passed like people always will
no matter what has happened, friend
a dog will love you
still
180
u/commonvanilla
I know love is blind... n adorable, too
n i can feel True love when i am with you!
i can't see your face, but i know that you're here
i feel in my heart that you like when i'm near
but i don't need eyes to see love as it grows
the way that i feel for you nobody knows!
i smell you, i listen, i see with my heart
i'm blinded by All of the love you impart
181
u/to_the_tenth_power
’Oooh! The way he hugs his toy and those great big brown eyes.’
i am the dog
the GOOODEST boy
please, hooman - can
i have my toy ?!
my Favrit one,
i hold so dear
am hug him,
n
i bite his ear
182
u/mac_is_crack
’No Mr Bond, I expect you to die’
hello there, it's me - I'm your lioness fren!
would you like to come see inside of my den?
it's fashioned with things that I've found in the wild
a human or two, Yes! ( but Never a child)
the rug is Caucasian - from England, I think
(it aired out quite nice, and is rid of its stink)
there's heads on the wall, maybe someone you know... ?
so come in for your tour!
(you may Not leave, you know.....)
183
u/JRabone
...did you ever see a better man ?
no, i don't think i Ever can!
the Perfect one in every way
beside him here i'm gonna stay
i'm hanging on his every word -
the Smartest things i've Ever heard!
he's Brilliant, yes! n handsome, see?
n Best of all
belongs to me
184
u/Itzzeal
i know he's comin home soon, cuz he promised that he would...
can you jes stay beside me? cuz you make me feel so good !
it's kinda fun to watch the cars as they go driving by
let's see which one of us wins, when it's Daddy's that we spy!
i don know what you sayin, kid, but i'm sure havin fun
of all the hoomans in the house, boy - you're my Favrit one!
we watching here for someone - maybe daddy? fren, who knows
we goodest boys here, side by side,
n Best of all,
we Bros
185
’[removed]’
Do you guys need a mom?! Ok, C'mon n follow me!
you shouldn't be alone out here - you need a family!
i got a couple other kids - you'll meet them soon, i know
cuz i'm a mom who likes to have her ducklings in a row
186
u/millavi
’"Must bite harder. It isn't dead yet."’
i am the cat - you in my grasp!
with teeth i bite - in paws i clasp
my head i wiggle to n fro
no Way i gonna let you go!
my bite you feel will harder get
cuz human, 'fren' -
you ain't dead yet . . .
187
u/Thund3rbolt
’I wish I was invited to that party’
invite me to that party! cuz i wanna rock along
where dogs are playing keyboard as they howl their favorite song
n we can dance n play guitar, barefoot like a child!
but we can't play a note, or sing -
but wouldn't that be wild?!
188
u/spacehopper47
’Thanks man, mission complete. That was lovely to read!’
i remember when you held me thru the night when you were young
when i was soft n fluffy, n my life had just begun!
each night we'd cuddle close - you'd share your thoughts n hopes n dreams
n now you're all grown up! but still, like yesterday it seems....
i'm happy if i helped you overcome your childhood fears
(those monsters in the closet? i was there to wipe your tears ;)
we kept each other safe n warm, no matter what the season
n now, i hope there's Someone else
who loves you
without reason
189
u/mkobrien49
’Does Ramona like it when you turn on the water?’
i am the cat who likes the sink
but not for bath, n not for drink
don't need the water in this space
(don't like the splashing on my face)
the sink is cool! the porcelain
encircles me, this spot i'm in
don't like it wet -
i like it plain
so Please don't wash me
down
the
d
r
a
i
n
!
190
u/_StoneWolf_
’It looks like she's already adopted you anyways.’
i finally found a human that i wanna make my own
i been a stray awhile, n i'm tired of bein alone
this one seems really clever, so i think my trust he earns
i'm teaching him my paw tricks, see?
just look how fast he learns!
191
u/calcobrena
now i lay me down to sleep
a paw on you i gonna keep
as long as i can feel you there
your gentle touch - i know you care
n in my silent doggie dreams
i hear you in my heart, it seems
upon your foot my head i rest
dear human - i love You
the best
192
u/sketchykiller
....is there someone who can hold me?? cuz i'm feelin kinda scare
the wind is really wicked, n there's something wrong out there . . .
don like to be alone in here - i really miss my mom....
is Anybody out there who can help to keep me calm??!?!
i hear the raindrops falling, n the sky begin to howl
oh, GOSH - it CRASHED! is B R O K E N ?!! HELP!
i'mjustababyowl....
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u/Irene1232
not i word they've ever spoken
not a dollar have they spent
not a promise they've unbroken
nor a mean thought have they meant
they don't judge us or criticize the things we do or say
they're animals -
we're human
but
they love us
anyway
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u/Kimisagamer
...there's something on my head - what is it!? hooman, can you see??!
i do not know why someone thinks that this belongs on me
it's squishing down my ears! i do not like it on my head :{
can you Please take it off ?!
(i think it might be fun to shred...)
195
u/Jakunai
’Damn that's amazing, even more amazing that the lion was like "CATCH ME CATCH ME" and buddy straight up committed to it. No Regrets’
something stirs inside me that i never felt before
it's just a human there, i see... but Wait, he's something more...
a feeling deep inside, n then my heart - it skips a beat
i L EAP into the arms of Love
a memory
So sweet!!
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u/Irene1232
’Schnoodle is quite possibly the best Redditor of all time. She just comments poems she creates based on the images or videos seen. Nothing but wholesome little stories for everyone to read. Absolutely one of the coolest people to walk this planet. We need more out there willing to take time to put a smile on someones face.’
thank you, i'm humbled - not asking for much,
just hope to leave good thoughts with my little touch!
just sharing the love of our pets - cats n dogs
(but Nothing compares to the poems that are Sprog's!)
;)
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u/SarahSmilla
’When they pretend you don't exist - You have no power here...’
i am the dog -
you don't exist
the water here
i can't resist
the wet it feel
so heavenly
you have no power
over me
n so i soak -
i take my time
the water feel
so sublime...
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u/mayaxs
’Dogs are the true angels of this world....’
we flying off together - where it is i do not know
but long as i'm beside you, it don't matter where we go!
n as i sit here, gazing at your face there up above
you make me feel my heart can Fly
on angel wings
of love
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u/keiynxn
’Which is why the dog looks to be thinking 'How have I let it get this far? I just need to break up . '’
i am the dog -
so screwed am i
i canno move
. . . can't even try
i don't know What my options are . . .
how Have i let it
get
this
far ?
200
u/terriblem86
’What a good boy, having manners’
'happy birthday dear Samwise' - he singing to me!
he Cooking del!cious - oh, what could it be??!
am doing the manners, i wait on the deck
am sitting n staying, the bib on my neck
n now - presentation! so Royal i feel
i waiting so patient to g0bble my meal
while most pups are lucky if they get a cake,
I must be the BEST BOY
cuz I getting steak!
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u/adobong_manacc_69_PH
’Nice helmet!’
i am the dog
the 'helmet' wear
(my little fren - he sits up there)
i like the turtle on my head
no hurry now - he rides instead
together bros - we keeping pace
slow n steady Wins the race!
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u/lechedeslactosada
’Smart choice, it was the most cat for the money on a per-pound basis’
nobody ever picked me, i was always left behind
but still i Knew one day there'd be that 'Perfect friend' i'd find...
alittle chonky - maybe, but i'm Finally in luck:
smart kid, too, cuz he knows he got more Bang for his Buck ;)
203
u/xxXKUSH_CAPTAINXxx
’This would be such a difficult situation for me.. I'd want to pet the hell out of that dog but my introverted side would want to avoid talking with the owner’
hey, pupper - how ya doin, fren? you sure look cute there, guy!
i might just pet you really quick when i go walking by...
don't want to scare your person there, cuz yeah, i'm kinda shy...
but maybe
i should say 'Hello'. . .
ok...
i'm gonna try . . .
(@:
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u/jelly_ni-
’This dog has better manners than many kids and even adults I know. Happy birthday Samwise!’
'happy birthday dear Samwise' - he singing to me!
he Cooking del!cious - oh, what could it be??!
am doing the manners, i wait on the deck
am sitting n staying, the bib on my neck
n now - presentation! so Royal i feel
i waiting so patient to G0bble my meal
while most pups are lucky if they get a cake,
I must be the BEST BOY
cuz I getting s t e a k
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when i am old n no one comes to see me anymore
n if i don't remember what the place i'm at is for
where other elder strangers roam the halls with their blank stares
n all of us uncertain if there's Anyone who cares....
please let me, once again, just hold a pup upon my lap
n maybe for awhile they might curl up n take a nap
the sweetest memories i have, the ones i'm most fond of
they're fleeting
but i think i had
a dog
i used to love
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’That cat is going to grow up with serious trust issues...’
am watch my hooman on the chair
the cards he fling i know not where
i watch his hand so carefully
but Evry card fly overme!
i search for movement - highnlow
...now Where the HECK did that card go??!
i trust that he no try deceive . . .
...he never would....
.....i don't believe.... ?
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u/myloveyou093
’Is she still mine if I let her go? Not worth the risk to find out!!’
i never had a human i could call my very own
now i don't Ever wanna go back living all alone...
don't wanna risk the chance, so i'm not gonna let her go
i'll love this friend
forever
n i just want her to know
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u/TheMightyTroy10
’Flop’
iamthekit
sotire,indeed
amfindaspot
fornapineed...
ahandispy!
approach,thenstop
sosleepyme
idoa
F
L
O
P
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u/harry02260213
’Cats and bunnies don’t normally do well together.’
...excuse me, mom - a problem here
you know that stupid cat i fear
she sitting in my cage here, see?
i Know she tryin to bother me!
of All the places she could go,
she BUGGIN me - she darn well know...
oh, shut up, bun - don't be a snitch!
you actin like a whiny b!tch
'Oh, No i'm messing up your straw'
(the Lamest 'bed' i ever saw!)
n what's the Thing that pokes my head?!
you should demand a Bowl, instead!
n I'll tell mom on You, for sure -
you scattered poop balls on the floor!!
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u/Adit12T
’Awww he climbs so gingerly, it’s not his fault the gate tips over.’
i am the cat - so careful me
am climb the gate so gingerly...
my fren he doubt my climbing skill
(but i'll show Him - oh, Yes i Will!)
with all four paws so deftly grip
I've Reached the TOP!
but gate, it tip...
but I am FREE! it was my wish ;)
(n Doubting Thomas
he get squish)
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u/herman1804
i'm Olly the dog, n there's something not right
i Used to go under here, sometimes at night...
or when it would rain, n the sky would go BOOM
i'm Sure i could fit - but now there's no room!
i always felt safe here, way under the bed
but now when i try i am bumping my head!!
what happened here, human - can you fix it, fren ?
i Really would love to go under
again....
:@(
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u/gangbangkang
’That is really cute’
when i'm tire but wanna play
here on the floor i gonna lay
then all i need's a fren like you
right by my side, to roll ball to
n we don have to lift our head
jes push the ball with paws instead!
am so relax, it soothe my soul
back n forth -
no take,
just roll
_ _ _ _ _ 🎾
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u/commonvanilla
when i was just a little pup, you held me in a sling
i loved to rest upon your lap - to me, so comforting
now on your lap here, all grown up, my body - it contorts
it's harder now for me to fit !
(...n i need boxer shorts)
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u/zewvlf
there's something going on outside -
the sky is very mad
it's pouring rain - i wanna hide
it's getting really bad...
there it is - that flashing, bright
it's lighting up the room!
n then that Noise gives Such a fright -
that Big, tremendous BOOM!!
my human isn't with me here
n Who the HECK are You?!
I need Someone to calm my fear!!
...i guess you'll hafta do
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u/ashostakovich
’...*it took me four months to convince him to get another cat’
so tell me, human, is it true -
mom said was hard convincing you
to get 'another cat', like me ?
well, now do you like what you see ??
i never had a dad before,
n now you're sitting on the floor
n if you just give me a chance...
wow, you sure wearing comfy pants...
i sure would like to take a nap -
how bout i curl up on your lap ?
i like to hear your daddy laughter...
n dream -
so happy
ever
after
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u/VLStetson
’Maybe he just has to sneeze?’
i am the dog - such 'anger' me ?!
am look at you FEROSCIOUSLY !
i curl the lip n look like grrrrrrrr....
what could it be that ruffled fur ?!
n then my nose begin to twitch
my eyes they squint - (they HECKIN ITCH!)
don worry, fren - it is not You
am building up to BIG AACHOOOOOO!!!
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u/to_the_tenth_power
Oh, so surprise! hello there, fren
well, fancy meeting You again!
me? i'm jes lounging, hanging out...
what's that ? what was i thinking 'bout?
oh, maybe hoping you'd come by
n i'd sneak up
n jes
say
'Hi'....
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u/Loezelleke
’there's only one lover in your life, and that's me’
good morning, dear human - it's our time to share
cuz you are my purpose, n you need my care
i'm glad there's a man who looks after you, too
but i'm at your service - it's just what i do
n when in the morning he leaves for the day
it's Me who remains, n by your side i'll stay
so now that he's gone, fren, it's just you n me
you're the love of My life
n you Always will be
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u/DishsoapOnASponge
’Trust nobody, not even yourself...’
i am the cat - this what i do
i hold my paws - i like to chew
but I must do control complete
n Never give in to 'defeet'...
n Always keep eye on the tail
(don't let a SNEAK ATTAC prevail!)
for i am cat - this what i be
i trust No one -
not even
me....
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u/reymus
’... pretty sure it wasn't that "Kevin wasn't likely to be adopted" - but rather that Kevin refused every other candidate 'cuz he knew you were coming.’
i'm Kevin the cat - yeah, i waited awhile
for someone who I found that needed a smile
some people came in didn't like how i sound
(i hope there's another cat maybe they found...)
but You were the first one who listened to me
understood that my 'purrs' were the best they could be
n now we're a match, made in heaven above
you Listen to me,
n I hear
your love
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u/Typical_Redditer06
i am the dog - this cake is BIG !
don wanna make myself a pig...
but maybe just a teenytaste
don't want a bit to go to waste
oh, Gosh - is good! a little more
the icing's Deep here, that's for sure...
aHA! i Finely get to Cake ! . . .
. . . i think i made a HUGE mistake . . . . .
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u/smshingsquashes
’His eyes are begging you to help him....’
i am the dog - i tolerate as much of this i can
but, human fren - i kinda Hate it - can you understan?!
i'm lying here, so very still, but with my eyes i plead!
i think he's goin in for k!ll - he's gonna make me bleed
i know he's just a little kit - i'm tryin not to yelp....
he b!te my ear - it hurts like Sh!t!
...how 'bout alittle help ??
:@(
223
u/GenevieveLovesjoey
October's here - it's just begun
is time for spooky dress up fun!
must tolerate these 'costume days'
mom like to dress me diffrent ways...
i am the pup - today a ghost
no Tricks - is Treats i like the most!
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a gentle kiss upon my head -
that's all i ask from you
there's nothing more i'd want instead -
you make my dreams come true!
n as i lean up to your face,
so dear to me, above
you kiss me on my 'forehead place'
my heart is Full
of love
225
u/yummytuber
’Such a cute little derp...’
'such a cute little' derp - if you call me that, fine
i looked kinda derpy - my jaw outta line
try as i might my mouth couldn't quite close
but looka my 'after' - my happy face shows!
i might still be derpy, but couldn't care less
no longer my jaw gonna look like a mess!
i'm wearin the cone now, for maybe awhile
but this is All worth it
cuz Now i can smile
226
u/laguna_redneck
i see you, fren - i'm watching you
cuz i am dog - it's what i do
you my #1 PROTEC !
but, Goodness,
i am t i r e d as h e c k . . .
n as i lay me down to sleep
an eye . . . on . . . . you . .
i
gonna
. . . . . keep
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u/kalrizzien
’Thank you!! He's the very best’
you make me feel like i'm the best - no matter what i do
dear hooman, fren, i'm truly blessed! it's all because of You
for many years i walked along your side - an eager pup
but now i'm old, n not as strong, n so you pick me up
n secretly, i Love it when you giving me 'the lift'
i feel just like a pup again!
dear friend,
you are
a gift
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u/jaime_modafoca_69
’a fair and good trade*...’
i don't have much to offer you, but something i have found
it may be something simple, like this leaf from off the ground
n in return, a trade i'll ask of you, that's fair n good:
a kiss upon my forehead, friend,
would please me,
if you could ?
229
u/qevoh
’Young boys hate showing affection publicly sometimes. I’m sure he’s still super proud of his dad. Or who knows, maybe his mom just told him he can’t have something so he’s pouting lol’
once upon a time i was 'embarrassed' by a hug
it mighta seemed i didn't care - i acted kinda smug
you reached for me, i took a step - not toward you
but
. . . . . away
i hope you knew i loved you, dad . . .
. . . i miss you every day
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u/qevoh
’It’s 3am... time for zoomies and the song of my people!’
it's 3am - is time to rise
n wipe the sleep out of my eyes
now i must race from room to room -
the night it calls for me to zoom!!
n as i make my frantic dash
my heart - it calls for things to CRASH!
there's Nothing too far outta reach
n when i'm done
i stop
n
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!
231
u/kiddsky
’Yup, the dog is like “It was me and you man! Out chasing tail all night, why get married??”’
it used to be just you n me -
you love me like a bro
but someone Else makes you happy
it's ok, fren . . . I know
you humans like companions who
are human, like you are
we dogs - we like our 'pack frens', too
(we love You more, by far...)
but i'll be by your side today
my loyalty - it shows
(...when we get home, is it ok
if I still wear no clothes??!)
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u/GallowBoob
i am the dog
n on my head
am wear the leaf -
(is Very red!)
i look at you
with eyes that glow,
dear human fren
i hope you know
altho this leaf
is fun to wear
i'd rather have
your kiss up there
so take this leaf -
remove! instead
please, leave a kiss
on
my
forehead
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u/mrs-mort
’Thanks for a positive. I sadly lost a dog before that needed donations. This big boy just loves the attention and everything you've said is correct. I don't know how people expect dogs to be saved after accidents if there aren't donors. I share in the hope of saving others.’
i am the dog - so very brave
am give the blood for lives to save!
my mom, she said, the blood i give
will help some other dog frens live
so lucky me - my people care
enough to donate blood to share
no hero me - don't wear no cape,
(is just alittle bandaid tape... ;)
n if One life is saved by me
it makes my doggo heart
happy
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u/jello_cello
’I saved this pic of ur pupper for when I feel sad thank u’
this my Brave face, can you see?
cuz Nothing is too scare for Me!
my eyes are BIG, my ears are low,
my nose stick up at you, to show
that I am Dog - FEAR NOT, my fren!
(am trying hard to do preten...)
cuz, mebbehavealittlefear...
um, mom.....
can we get outta here ?
edit:foreveryonesavingmypupperpicture....
if it's sad, or scare you be
pick up your phone n look at me
put on your 'Brave face' too, my fren
i'll help the scare n sadness end!
:@)
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’Oh? are you approaching me...?’
i am the dog - who Is this guy?!
am do APPROACH - i Must say 'HI!'
so happily thru grass i bound
am Knowing NEW BEST FRIEND I FOUND!!
he cautious looking back at me,
he wants me nice n close, i see...
so, hesitant, up to his face
n then he launch the frenship chase!
we circle round in play ATTACK!
we frens for Life - no looking back
236
u/TikiTaco99
’It’s nice to see how happy he got when he saw you’
when i am laying, sound asleep
my world is quiet, still...
the thoughts of you inside i keep
forever, friend i will
i canno hear you say my name,
but feel your gentle touch
it wakes me softly, just the same
cuz i love you so much!
your smiling face, your human smell
i've felt it from the start
i am the dog you love so well -
i hear you
with my heart
237
u/Rockstar762
’Thpooky!’
i am the cat, tho Thpooky me
my mouth - no teeth inthide, you thee ?
thome people think i look like fool
(thometimeth i do thome kitty drool...)
n tho my tongue hangth out like thith
it'th all ok -
i thtill
can kith
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u/leonx81
’I have become more powerful than any cat before me! Also more hydrated*....’
I am the Cat - the Most hydrated
i will Not be INTIMIDATED!
as i taste the water shower
i become more Full of POWER!
hit me with your 'squirting toy' -
no Fear have i - the wet enjoy!
no 'bite the hand that feeds', - not me
but i'll Drink what you fire at me!
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u/Mabaum
’LMAO that look....’
i am the cat - 'eL eM A Oh'
am giving you 'that look', you know
the one you see when i surprise
the one that makes you realize
no matter, fren, what is you do
that i am Cat - am watching you
am contemplate you humans - whack
am thinking bout
my next
ATTAC....
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now i lay me down to sleep,
this blanket here i gonna keep
it comfort me until i wake
(don want no one to Ever take)
it keep me safe n warm n calm,
i cuddle it
n dream
of mom
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u/talatali321
when you're busy, when you're talking - doesn't matter what you do
when you're sitting, when you're walking
I am cat
i'm watching you...
if you're angry or you're crying - i may act like i don't care
(but a part of me is dying - it's your feelings that i share....)
when your daytime gets so busy that you just keep losing track
when your life can make you dizzy
I am cat
i gotcher back...
dear human friend - i love you, tho my distance i may keep
there is no one else above you
i will watch you
when you sleep . . .
then with the dawn of brand new day, you rise up from your bed
i'll watch you, as you're on your way . . .
but first
I must be Fed . . .
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u/OneSmallCheeseBall
’Me when I was 5 on a winter morning...’
a winter morn, when i was small
i did not like the cold at all
i had a secret place i went
n curled up by the heating vent
a little grate upon the floor
was right behind the bedroom door
a place of comfort, warm as toast
my hiding spot i liked the most ;)
n as i felt the soft blown air
i might've dropped some toys down there
ah, for those days my heart is yearning...
(dad said: do I smell
something
burning...?)
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’... he lifts his legs as I get to each paw like he is helping me out’
when is rain n outside wet
am dog - i know the towel i get
outside the door i sit n wait,
the wiping off anticipate
please, fren - will you come let me in
n let the toweling off begin?
i lift my legs to help you out,
(but i am Wet - so have no doubt....)
am careful - footprints i won't make -
but on the wall
i gonna S H A K E !!
244
u/mac_is_crack
’Only half a mustache...’
this my babe i'm keeping calm
he makes me proud to be a mom
i know he looks a lot like me -
we black n white, as you can see
our paws are white, our bibs in place,
i wear a mustache on my face
he just has half, but that's ok
i think he's purrfect
anyway
245
u/trionyx_
’Cutest shrimp ever...’
the Cutest shrimp you'll ever see -
not broiled or fried or buttery
no jumbo cocktail, scampi dish
no stuffed or baked, nope! not your wish
don't need no seafood recipe -
the Cutest shrimp you'll find
is Me!
246
u/Shunter999
i am the cat so deeply purr
as human fren she stroke my fur
the way she scritch i love so much
am much content with soothing touch
oh, gentle human - please don't stop....
it make me feel so good, i
D
R
O
P
247
u/Renazzle93
’The gentlest of gentle giants...’
i am the dog - so gentle me
am want to touch this kit i see
no scare, smol fren - is just my paw
you Cutest thing i ever saw!
i feel like Giant to this baby
(she will grow to love me, maybe?)
ok, mom, if i touch like this?
i lean in for
a littlekiss...
❤️
248
u/fijistudios
’So his name is r/WeWantPlates ?’
now i lay me down to sleep
am dream of plates of cheez-its deep
a saucer full of tasty crunch
that's mine alone, for me to munch
n as i sleep, so real it seems
am smell the cheez-its in my dreams
i dream of blanket made of cheese
it comfort me
n make me please
249
’I'm not actually sure. I just thought it was nice to see a truck full of comfy alive deers.’
we riding in the back, alive
but we can't Wait til we arrive
don't like to be inside the car
we hope the trip's not very far...
but we'll be Happy when we're there -
we'll run n frolic Everywhere!
so we don't mind the car... here's proof:
least we're not 'riding' on the roof . . .
(what does she mean when mom says 'Good -
we lucky we're not on the hood' ?!)
250
u/Rep-TX420
’The thing about dog farts is that they are incredibly reliable....’
i'm a dog who's gonna love you, friend - on that you can rely
there is no one else above you! you don't even hafta try
there's no words that need be spoken, i've been loyal from the start
there's no promise that i've broken - you can count on Me
....to fart
251
u/urbanbobo
’[deleted]’
remember me - my tippytaps, i did right from the start
the happy dance of puppyhood, forever on your heart
my life has been a journey, crossing paths of many miles
i leave behind the memories
of endless puppy smiles
252
u/zobizareta
’Everybody: *Omg this is so cute* The dog: *How do I get this thing off of me*’
i am the dog who went to pee
this Crazy thing climbed up on me!
now i can't get him off my back
(he nearly give me heart attac!)
just what he is, i do not know
he do not smell like dog fren, tho
i need a human's help, you see -
How Do i get this OFF OF ME ?!??!
253
u/mennekeH
...can you jes pet my belly? cuz i love it when you do...
my heart it turns to jelly when i get them rubs from you!
i get them kitty itches from the bottom to the top
n You the best at scritches!
Oh, NO - Hooman -
PLEASE
Don't
S T A A A H P ! ! !
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u/llepeka
so this my home? jes making sure - i had to go n hide...
i found a great big comfy place, n crawled up there inside
don't want you to return me to the place i was before
so i thought i'd hide out awhile, n think it thru some more...
you tell me i am Yours now, n so this the place i stay ?
(there's gonna be some changes, cuz i do like things My way...)
now i crawled out from 'safety place', is time to check out you
so human fren,
i like it here
n yes, I think
you'll do
255
u/Subterfug3
I am the dog with pizza dreams -
the smell of baking cheese!
is that a pie?! so Real it seems
oh, may i have some, please?!
alas, i cannot reach it there,
impossible to get....
i leave my lick marks of despair -
the slobber of
regret
256
i'm Baker the pup - daddy calls me 'GOOD BOY'
today we went shopping for something called 'toy'!
didn't know what it meant, but dad says 'it's for Fun...'
i looked, n i finally picked out This one :@)
he's snuggy n soft - he's the same size as Me!
he squeaks when i hug him - is kinda funny!
n dad says that toys, if i want, i can bite ?!
don't know if i will, tho
...that doesn't seem right
edit:'dog'to'pup'
good luck with him, OP - what a cutie!
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u/elee0228
’some cats are pretty easy to train. I had one in high school that knew all kinds of tricks. i didn't know any better. I figured if my dog could do it my cat could do it. She would sit stay and sometimes try to run with me for a bit when I left the house. She always quit in like 2 blocks.’
...did you think i would forget you just because you went away ?
i live with mom n dad now, they don't make me 'sit n stay'
you know you were my favorite, n my trust n love you earned
i told you that i'd wait for you, whenever you returned...
so now you're back, n friend, you really mean a lot to me
it seems it was forever - you're a distant memory....
yet still my cat heart leaps for you, n tho i may not show it
i love you, bro
~~i'll sit for you~~. . .
i really hope you know it
258
’When he’s feeling particularly affectionate, mine will press his forehead against mine and close his eyes. It’s a real Vulcan mind meld kind of connection thing...’
i am the dog with heart of gold
dear friend, it's You i wanna hold!
i press my head against your face -
is here i find my happy place
i feel your feels - our thoughts we share
we know each other truly care
our eyes tell what we thinking of
n we both know
that This
is Love
259
’That cat's a better actor.’
i am the cat n this the game:
i watch the boy, n do the same
the human point his finger, then
i drop on floor, jes like my fren
i heard him call it 'playing dead'
(but i jes call it 'play' instead)
i follow rules - no make a fuss
(there better just be treats for us...)
260
u/NibbleThat
’This photo was taken when she was 8 weeks old, she is 10 weeks old now and I have her cage trained, letting me know when she wants outside to pee or poo, can come and sit. Sit and stay we are still working on, she always wants to be by my side so when I start walking away she comes running. Hell of a sassy attitude though. I Definitely have to give her reminders who is boss sometimes but shes a love bug for the most part! :)’
dear friend, please understand that i am just a little pup
am try so hard to please you, as i'm learning to 'grow up'
just look how much i know so far - i learned to 'come n sit'
but as for 'sit n staying, well, i need some work on it...
cuz when i see you walk away, my feelings i can't hide
i don't want you to leave! i always race up to your side
it's just because it's hard to think you'd leave me there alone...
i Love you, friend
i Never had
a human
of my own
261
u/Philip-G-Newman
’So glad there were seconds’
i am the kit
the milk i need
please, hold it still
so i can feed!
i love the taste
it keeps me calm
WAIT!!!!
I NEED MOOOORE!!
imissmymom...
262
u/Liltrumpy
’Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, he's been smoking meth’
Soft kitty, cute kitty, little ball of death
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, he's been smoking meth....
Hungry kitty, ANXIOUS kitty, DEMON with 9 lives....
did you forget to FEED ME, Hooman ?!
i can reach your knives....
credit: u/cosmicfloob & u/EdwardLewisVIII ;)
263
u/vourukasha
’A cuterpillar.’
i am the cat - am do the sneak
as underneath the covers peek...
so soft n warm - is my cocoon
am turn to caterpillar soon
n then emerge a kitterfly!
if they can do it,
why can't i ?
264
u/softsoggy
’He looks like a little gremlin . . .’
i feel like a gremlin cuth there'th thumthing kinda weird....
my mouth feelth kinda funny - there'th thum t e e t h that dithappeared....
n now i have thum thpaces, n i think i gonna drool . . .
(ith there a dog tooth fairy?! gee, cuth That would be Tho cool...!)
265
u/ripped_jean
’No, she's a piping hot coffee.’
i'm Coffee the dog - this my costume, you see?!
the Best one of All, cuz i get to be Me!
don't care if the other dogs call me a dork -
on Halloween night imma be a STARBORK!
266
u/EricaH121
’Sure hope the foster kit stays home with his brother, forever’
i never had someone to do this for me
you're making me feel i'm the best i can be!
i can't groom myself - oh, so much i have tried
now you're like an angel, right here by my side
please stay with me, brother, cuz i need your care
forever together, i hope that you're there
i've finally found what i've only dreamed of -
you make me feel special -
you make me feel
Love
267
u/blissedofff
’I can look at that dog, and know for a fact, that is an outstanding pupper...’
an 'outstanding pupper' - remember me, friend
our memories, golden - they never will end!
n as i am laying content on the floor
i 'celebrate' here for a birthday once more...
n as we think back on my birthdays that passed
oh, where have the years gone? they flew by so fast!
a date on the calendar, comes by each year
but Forever, my friend, in your heart
i'll be here
268
u/blissedofff
’What a beautiful pic. It looks like she got tired at her birthday party, and when it was time to blow out the candle, she was too pooped to pop. Please give that good-girl a big hug for me. And a Birthday B00p!’
twinkle, twinkle little light
sparkle on my birthday night
as i lay me down to sleep
promise me my mem'ry keep
forever in your hearts you'll know
like this candle
i will glow
269
u/kharbungsita
’phteven and phtacy at the phiramidphhs’
'...so we each find a friend who will give us a bone,
then They find two More, n soon 3 bones we'll own !
our bone stash keeps Growing - More than you can DREAM!!!'
...gee, i donno, phteven -
it sounds like a scheme...
270
u/GohansTracksuit
my name is Finn -
am lucky pup!
i love it when
you pick me up!
dear human fren
please hold me near -
my world looks better
from up here (@:
no one can hold me
like you do -
inside my heart
i'll carry you!
271
u/huncamuncamouse
’He was also the winner of 2018's "Best Window Display." I lived in Athens for 6 years (it's where Ohio University is located), and I walked past him every day when I lived downtown. He loves to greet people and enjoys when his visitors leave notes in his guest book. Even more than that, he likes helping register people to vote! I miss him! When I tell people that Athens is like the Appalachian Stars Hollow, this is one of the reasons why. Here is a link to his origin story: [https://www.thepostathens.com/article/2017/10/how-pumpkin-went-from-ordinary-cat-to-athens-celebrity](https://www.thepostathens.com/article/2017/10/how-pumpkin-went-from-ordinary-cat-to-athens-celebrity)’
i'm Pumpkin the cat - i've a story to tell
(it all turns out fine, but did not start so well...)
i misbehaved badly when i was 'Pierre'
(n learned very quickly i shouldn't pee there!)
my human, he said 'I don't want him no more!'
n sadly, 'Pierre' was kicked out of the door
i felt so abandon, my cat heart was torn
but that's when a new chance - this Pumpkin was born!
the Board of Elections all voted me 'IN'
CELEBRITY CAT, now
my life's a Win WIN!
272
u/whatthevortez
please take me on the trail with you,
n i'll be by your side
the hike is what i love to do!
we roam the countryside
the trails, the sounds, the smells, the climbs
the lazy days we spend
these hikes have been the Best of times
out here with you, my friend
the trail's been long - we've traveled far
right from the very start
what's left behind forever are
my footprints
on your heart
edit:speling
273
’Humans: we rule the world! Cat: *pats paw on ground* Me: *gets up and goes to cat*’
i want you here - i summon you !
come over here, right now!
i am the kit - i want you, too -
my human show me how
she tap-tap-tap so fast her hand
but i will not come near
i tapping back - she understand
that She is to come Here...
274
u/Sh1fty3yedD0g
no flour or yeast used to make this bread rise,
no sugar for sweetness, or other supplies
no dough to be kneaded or oven to bake
i'm Cat - n the most purrfect loaf i can make!
275
u/Jassuli
’The wolves dont know what they're missing out on....’
hey, wolf frens, look here - we've evolved
our itchy back problems are Solved
no rubbing on the bark of tree,
no rolling round on rocks - not me!
we dogs show humans what we want -
(they Give us food! No hafta hunt :@)
n when it comes to soothe our itches
Humans give us
Bestest scritches
276
u/Dustinbink
’“Hello, I’ll be lowering your blood pressure today.”’
hello - i can lower your blood pressure, friend
here, just take my paw n your troubles will end
for I am the dog, n i'm honest n good
i always treat humans the way that i should
no judging your looks, or your clothes or your health,
no matter to me 'bout your job or your wealth
but i can see all the good thoughts you impart
i Love you, dear human -
i see with my heart
277
u/littleredging
’Always happy to know another cat got adopted and is going to live in a warm house from now on....’
you tell me i'm 'adopted', this my home from now on
n all my lonely days n nights n feelings are gone
dear human friend, this love you give i never have felt
let's stay like this forever, cuz
you make my heart melt!
278
u/HeartChakra22
’She actually is treating them like her babies. She gets them like that and then bathes them She also viciously attacks them every now and then to keep them on their toes.’
we 'polydactyl calicos', but what do we know?
don't wanna be parted - together we go
just two little kittens, as sweet as could be
we got a BIG SISTER, so now we are Three!
she treats us like babies - she act like she 'mom'
sometimes she gets bossy, but then makes us calm
we know that she trying PROTEC us the best
with Sister-mom fren
we know We truly blessed
279
u/i-like-to-build
’We call him a dumpster cat. He came from the humane society. He has loved the daycare dogs since the first day we brought him home...’
'a cat of unknown origin' - a dumpster cat i be
no mom or dad or siblings, just 'humane society'
but it means naught, my background, or the place that i came from
cuz now i've found the purrfect life - just look how far i've come!
i help with doggie daycare - all these dogs are my friends
the teasing n the snuggling, no it never ends....
n even tho they dopey, all the love these dogs give
the times we share together
gives me reason to live!
280
u/forgreatnessalways
’Sometimes I suspect our girlfriend is jealous of the way we look at each other....’
i'm Petey the dog - i'm in love with this man!
(so what i'm a dog - if I Want to, i can! ;@)
each morning i wake him, our girl realize
that He love Me, too by the look in his eyes!
n as i gaze up at my guy there above
my dog heart is filled with our brotherly love
he my Bestess fren, n i know that he care -
(the Best thing of All is a GIRLFRIEND we share!)
281
u/CrunchieJoker
’The dog knows now it cannot move and the waiting contest begins...’
i am the dog - i canno move
the kit is on my face....
i don't know what she try'n prove
she taking up my space...
she kinda cute, she touch my soul
right from the very start
but now she try'n take control
of my poor doggie heart....
282
u/Fejsze
’This made me so incredibly happy. My big pupper came from Texas to Colorado as a rescue, and the first time he saw snow, he just shoved his face into it and tried to eat it all 😂 dogs are the best.’
Oh Gosh - Such COLD! Much slip! i s l i d e !!!
enthusiasm canno hide!
i am the dog - what's this i spy?!
is Everywhere! it fall from Sky!
am lick with tongue, it taste like freeze
so icy cold - it make me please!
am try 'n catch the falling flakes
oh, Lookat all the tracks it makes!
the Brightness makes me happy fellow -
but magically
i make it yellow...!
283
u/Owlero
’This is the acceptance phase.....’
dear God, i pray - in time of need
please donno let my nails bleed!
am try n sit for human, still
she trim the nails against my will
so slowly fall, accept my fate
but HECK
the nail trim
i HATE
284
u/MyNameGifOreilly
i am the cat, so calm am i
up riding on the bow
observe the wildlife passing by -
I am the Captain Now...!
amazed by all around i see,
my human at the helm
the soothing ride - it comfort me
out here in nature's realm
now pass the silent swans, they glide
a sideways glance they give
their nervousness they cannot hide . . .
i gonna let them live ;)
285
u/eggyweg-
’we're hoping for some more time with him, we found out he has cancer and are trying to cherish every day with him’
. . . so
here's the thing, i kinda know there's something maybe wrong
i feel like something's diffrent, like i'm just not quite as strong....
but human, friend, i love you, n i just want you to know
you've cherished me forever, but sometime i'll have to go
n all this time i know you've always tried the best you could
you've given me a happy life - it's always been so good!
forever in your heart i'll be - of that you can be sure
thank you, friends, for loving me -
i couldn't love You more!
op - don't mean this to be sad for you, I know you're doing the very best for Smokey - best of wishes!
286
u/Murfmeister
’The real gold at the end of the rainbow was the dogs we met along the way’
some search their whole life long in hopes to find a rainbow's end,
they think a pot of gold awaits, n in their mind pretend
that all the things they've longed for will be in that 'pot of gold'
but they are not believers in the things our hearts can hold
the memories of friends n pets we've met along the way
their gift will last within us - in our heart will always stay!
n when they leave the earth we share, there might be tears of rain
but rain will lead to rainbows -
loving memories
remain
thank you u/jchall310 for the beautiful inspiration!
287
u/goothy
’All that pulling stretched that dog out’
ok, my fren - i'm b a c k i n g up
anticipate the throw
am gonna be a s t r e t c h e d - o u t pup
from all this pull, you know ;@)
n then, ahead i gonna run
(is what i most enjoy!)
no take/just throw is So much fun -
i Love to chase my toy !
288
’So adorable how he hunkers down, holds on tighter and is all in for the ride...’
i am the dog - am holding on
(my backseat rider - he is gone)
n as i swerve, the water near
but I am Brave - I have no fear!
am hunker down n hold on tight,
approach the water landing right
my human make a desperate dash
but is too late
n down i
SPLASH!
289
u/masuka1219
i am the dog who loves the sink!
i stand at it n get a drink
i reach to turn the faucet on
but when the momma comes, i'm gone
she mad to see the water run
(she don't know bout my secret fun ;@)
i feel bad when the kids she blame
(i Never hear her scold my name...)
if I get caught some day, i think
then
from the toilet bowl
i'll drink
290
u/Buddying
’What a beautiful companion. I’m sure he enjoys his time with you twice as much as you enjoy time with him!’
i'm staying by your side because you understand me best
you Always like me with you, so much more than all the rest!
there's never any judgement, n we understand each other
you're more than just my 'human friend' -
i love you
like a brother!
291
u/ZuperZhadow
’This is the most self aware thing I’ve seen a cat do....’
i am the cat upon the bed
oh, what is this i spy ?
is that another kitty's head
that i see walking by ?!
so quietly, i take a peek
n raise myself to see....
oh, HI ! - you try'n to do a sneak?!
Hey..
You got Ears...
like Me !!
292
u/elondrakdrypare
can you hold me forever, friend, n never let me go ?
i waited here so long, it seems - how long you'll never know
but no one ever took the time to even look my way
i didnt 'need' a 'human friend'
til i saw You today....
n when you held me in your arms i Knew that you're the one
together we're a team, my friend - our time has just begun!
i'm ready now if you are for our brand new life to start
for i am yours - You're what I need
to fill my empty heart
293
u/elondrakdrypare
’Unfortunately the cat was not adopted by this woman and her boyfriend but thankfully he did end up getting adopted by someone else. https://www.reshareworthy.com/shelter-cat-loves-hugs/’
thanks for the update, u/TNC_123 - if i can amend my 1st poem...
n so it's not to be that i will live my life with you...
but thank you, friend - you Showed me that i need a human, too!
for those of you still searching for that 'perfect partner' pet
please, don't give up - there's Lots to love -
you haven't met them yet!
294
u/mtimetraveller
i am the cat - this dog is mine
i love him very much
we laying here - is so divine
please human, do not touch!
he thinks i am his Favrit friend,
there's Nothing i must prove
he likes when i control him, and
he knows
he dare not move...
295
’Good boy Vito’
remember me when this you see -
it's just a simple ball
the happiness it brought to me
i want to share with All!
so in this basket you will find
a ball that's left to share
another friend left it behind
to play with while you're there
n as your human throws it far,
i hope it brings you joy
remember just how Loved you are!
love, Vito -
a
'Good Boy'
296
u/wytedevil
every morning i wake up
n make sure you're still here
i'm just a little rescue pup -
i love to have you near!
i never had a friend before
who cares for me like You
n as i lay here on the floor
i can't believe it's true...
now in the morning, eyes are wide,
i look at you above
i Never wanna leave your side!
you've taught me
how
to love
297
u/BoringAeneas
another year has passed, i donnot know how fast it goes...
n here we are together, see? we still the Best of bros!
my human friend has loved me so, right from the very start
he hold me close n tells me that we share a beating heart
all i can do is love him back, i'm just a little pup
(...ok, i'm not so little, but he still can pick me up ;@)
if you ever find somebody that you can't stop thinking of
you're a very lucky pupper, cuz they'll warm your heart
with Love
298
u/daninger4995
’The ear used as a blanket...’
as we laying down to sleep,
my pup on top of me i keep
i love this little babe like heck
n as he slumbers on my neck
his little beating heart i hear -
he makes a blanket of my ear
it covers him n keeps him calm
he is my love
i am
his mom
299
u/Snartzzer
’He's got no idea, just happy he's a part of it. . .’
i got no idea, but something is good . . .
this new fren - he treats me the way that he should!
too long on the streets, lonely time that i spent
i never knew what the word 'happiness' meant
out there on my own, with no tag n no name
i only felt hungry, n dirty n shame
but now when i look at your face there above
i Never before felt this feeling
called Love!
300
u/bourbon_legends
’Oh that is such a happy ending...if only they could talk.’
if i could talk, human - oh, where to begin
adventures i had (n the HECK i got in...)
it seemed like a plan at the time that was good -
to 'go see the world' - take in all that i could
but i soon found out that it's no fun to roam,
n than i got lost! oh, thank Goodness i'm home!
i followed my heart, n discovered what's true:
i can search the world far,
but
there's No place
like you
301
u/Luciphyr729
’Blep accomplished!’
am learning how to do a blep, but i must still perfect...
my tongue must show a teenybit- can barely be detect
cuz if i stick it out too far, i kinda hafta drool
am try so hard to keep it in - don wanna look like fool...
n so i do it really slow- my tongue peeks out a bit
don wanna mess it up this time, i got the hang of it...
n then i try alittle more - am feeling it begin
a tinyBlep accomplished!
tell me, human ...
do i win ?
302
u/Snartzzer
’I would legitimately pay for a poem written about my dog’
whatever your dog is - a girl or a boy,
i'm sure they're the Best n they bring you much joy!
most caring n loyal, as good as can be
there - a poem for you All! :@)
sincerely,
from me
303
u/skynetskynet
’Yaaaar, I’ll walk ye plank...’
shiver me timbers - i'm walking the plank!
for wearing this costume my human must 'thank'...
they call me a 'pirate', but I am a CAT
i can't wait to pull off this stupid@ss hat...
then i'll rip the arms off n tear them to shreds
n there will be nothing but pirate-y threads!
so if you want laughter while you drink your grog
friends - don't mess with me
go on - dress up the Dog!
304
u/Snartzzer
’I adopted my dog from the shelter a few months ago. She had lived with her family for 7 years before she was given up. This just made me cry thinking of how she had no idea why she was suddenly in that cage for 4 months. And she had no clue that the moment I saw her, I knew she had a home with me. https://imgur.com/gallery/5YbW5xD’
the saddest thing that you could ever hear, if you're a pup
to find yourself inside a cage, n then 'you're given up...'
n even tho we may not understand what's going on,
we can't help feeling lonely, when the 'friends' we had are gone
fast forward to the 'now' n how you turned my life around!
i didn't think i'd have a chance to once again be 'found'!
you knew it when you saw me - the one you were dreaming of
i thank you, friend -
you showed me
that it's not too late
for love
305
u/GallowBoob
’...But then one of the animals would be like: " but scritches." And all the animals would be like: O MY GOD YES! SCRICHES ARE THE GREATEST!!’
they're smelly n hairless, except on their head,
they wear shoes on their feet, n 'pajamas' in bed!
they yell at each other, n make lotsa noise,
they think they need 'money' to buy stupid toys!
these humans - there's Many, but some are our friends
n many of us know their love never ends...
but whether they're poor, or have plenty of riches,
one thing's for sure -
we just Can't b e a t their SCRITCHES!
edit: inspired by u/mpdmax82
306
u/corporate_monster777
’r/disneyeyes’
look into my puppy eyes, n tell me what you see....
the innocence of puppyhood, as sweet as it can be ?
but what they're really seeing - what i'm looking at above:
reflecting back at You, my friend -
my puppy eyes
see Love
307
u/advintaged
hey, Cooper - don't you worry! we're all waiting by the gate
there's lotsa Jacks n Boomers - all with memories so great!
we share the love our humans gave when we were back on earth
a lot of us were blessed with friends n family since birth
it's always hard to say goodbye - they don't want us to leave
we try to ease their pain, n give them something to believe
so let them know we're angels now, who watch them from above
but we'll be in their hearts, forever
our memories
of love
308
u/mac_is_crack
hey, human - watcha doin? why you gotta snip my claws ??
i don't know why you do it, n you tickling my paws...
ok, you done? you finished ? cuz i think you got all four
so put me down
oh, Great - Now look -
i'm s l i p p i n g on the floor !
309
u/jester33455
’"This human smells like BOTH of you!!!"’
i used to climb in bed each morn to be with dad n mom
we snuggled on the bed together - they would keep me calm
but now i've found this little one, who needs me even more
i think i shall protect her - it is what i am here for
i am the dog, with heart of gold, my nature pure n good
i take care of my humans just the way i always should
n now that i am older, this is what i'm meant to do
i love you mom n dad, but This one smells like Both of you!
310
u/Ainsley-Sorsby
’[Link to the story](https://www.boredpanda.com/silverback-gorilla-bobo-bush-baby-mefou-primate-sanctuary-ape-action-africa-cameroon/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) which includes more pics of Bobo and his friend+ short videos of other gorillas being really curious about it’
i contemplate this friend so small - what does he understand?
does he fear my greatness as i hold him in my hand??
is he one of many, or a lonely breed of few...
n if he can't get back to them, what will his 'others' do?
will they all come looking, but be fearful of my size?
will they fight me for his freedom? i am peaceful, realize...
n in my curiosity, i wonder, most of all -
i'll let you go, my tiny friend,
but
was I ever small...?
311
u/sezar4321
’A cat rubbing it's head affectionately on my face would be... like the greatest honour....’
i am the cat, n i believe
as i stand here above
the greatest honour you'll receive -
i rub your face
with love
for it is You - my chosen one
who Most needs my protection
n so, your face i'll lean upon
n cover with
affection
312
u/aids_free_since_69
...oh mother, we're so Hungry! we just pups - it's hard to wait!
but Wait you Must, now settle down - you're not just 1 - you're 8!
there's plenty here for everyone - it's patience you must learn
n when you all relax a bit, then feeding you will earn
we sorry, mom, we little pups! ... n it's Hard to be good....
my little dears - i'm training you to be the way you should
cuz someday you'll be chosen - to another home you'll go
it's hard to say goodbye - please understand i loved you so!
remember me, right from the start
n take my pawprints
on your heart
313
u/Unicornglitteryblood
’Playing with doggo > inbox of messages anytime’
to whom it may concern - regarding: doggo - you must PLAY
hey Human - close your laptop! Here i gonna Sit n STAY!
i see you watching videos - are they as cute as me?!
that 'karma' stuff is meaningless - i'm REAL LIFE, you see!
so shut it off n play with me - i brought my Favrit toy
cuz I'm your best 'connection' -
i'm your Real Life goodest boy!
314
u/mac_is_crack
’Maybe this pic of Millie will help a child with asthma, if brave Millie can do it, so can they!’
sometimes it's kinda hard to breathe - my human gives me air
it helps to keep me nice n calm to know how much they care
i sit n do the thing they ask - am try to be so brave
am trusting that the things they do my life they gonna save!
i am the dog, n sometimes things i just don't understand
that's when the only thing i do is trust their loving hand
n all i can give back to them - i look at them above
with soulful eyes of thankfulness
my puppy eyes
of love
315
u/Fishmike52
’...*"OMG U LOVE ZOOMS TOO?!??’
sometimes you meet that special friend
much better than the others
it's like you found your rainbow's end -
cuz now you're zoomie brothers!
a dog who knows the feeling of
the wind beneath his feet,
he's one who shares your zoomie love -
your dog-life is complete!
n so, to zoom forever more
you're 'best frens' from the start
cuz zooming is what life is for -
you Love
with All
your heart!
edit:aword
316
u/bruisedtonsilz
....so this is where my story starts - i crawled inside the hood
i didn't know the danger there, the warm felt kinda good
i meowed a bit, then fell asleep - i felt so all alone
i longed to have a family to call my very own...
the next thing i remember, then, the lid was opened wide
n suddenly a human picked me up from there inside!
n now i'm hearing words i only dreamed about before:
'We're keeping him! this baby kit is Ours,
forever more!'
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u/solstice4l
i am the kit - was left behind
was hoping it was You who'd find
n see how innocent i am -
dear friend, can You be
my
new
fam ?
318
u/Partyingmanbear
i am the dog, n here i lie
not gonna move...not gonna try
this new fren nervous sitting here -
he wait for human reappear
but i've been here before - am wise
my fam comes back, i realize
but Bruno here - he gotta learn
that Yes, your friends - they will return
so if it comfort him a bit,
upon my head
i'll let him sit
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u/stashers
’Since they were pups no matter where I was standing or what I was doing they would come fall asleep on my feet...’
this our mom - we love her so, we always at her feet
we watching every step she take - she make our life complete!
we put our heads together as she working here, so hard
deciding who is gonna ask - 'can we go out in yard?!'
our clever plan to lure the mom away from work awhile . . .
come play with us outside, dear mom -
we sure to make you smile!
320
u/AviahWinchester
’Well, this really is enjoyable.’
i am the cat - the goodest boy
now Here is something to enjoy
your day i gonna make complete -
just take a look here at my feet!
they grey n fluffy, just like me
but better feet you'll never see
two furry legs, with paws below
they'll bring a smile to you, i know
n as i stand on soft paws, four
i know you wanna look some more
the pitter pat of paws so sweet -
you humans falling
at my feet!
321
u/potterprincess4
i'm Duchess the cat, n my life here's begun
this human decided that i am 'the one'!
she has a new home that she wanted to share
how lucky i am that she 'needed' me there!
the timing was right when she searched for a pet
she Knew it was Me that she'd want when we met
n now as i sleep, all my cat dreams come true
this friend needed me
(but I needed her, too!)
322
u/stinkapottamus
’We kept her original name, meet princess bubblegum’
Princess Bubblegum - that's me
that name i gonna keep
but now i have a place to be
when i lay down to sleep
a place that's safe - a Home, it's true
i waited for so long
n all that time brought me to you -
together we'll be strong!
sometimes there's things worth waiting for
but you'll find, in the end
it makes you love them Even more -
your one
'Forever friend'
323
u/Zaptagious
’When he moved in closer, my heart...’
i am the pup - this human child
she sing to me, so sweet n mild
hold me closer, little girl -
you my Favrit in the worl!
the voice of angel, up above
she fill my puppy heart
with love
324
u/BoerboelDad
’r/absoluteunits’
i am the 'unit - absolute'
but dad still thinks i'm heckin cute
he my best bro, n knows i like
to go with him n take a hike!
PROTECTING him - i have no fear
(when frens see me they don't come near ;)
we Both Big guys, a perfect pair
but BIGGER still -
the LOVE we share!
325
u/killerbunnyfamily
’Shiba inu look so proud of his boy...’
i'm Shiba inu - this my boy
he used to be a pup
he make me Proud n bring much joy
now that we both grown up!
he started out a little guy
n he looked up to me
but then he grew so BIG n HIGH
he taller now, you see?
now I look up to Him, above -
adore him like no other
side by side we share a love -
my BIGGEST little brother!
326
u/commonvanilla
when is morn n time to rise
i look at you with puppy eyes
i hear your little hooman giggle -
that's when i can't stop the w i g g l e !
i feel it rise up from my tail
i canno stop - the love prevail!
my butt, my back - all over shaking
so excited me you making!
n now my head go side to side -
such happiness i canno hide!
no way to stop once wiggles start -
so HAPPY beats my puppy heart!
327
...hey, dog fren, whatsa matter, bro? c'mon n lay down here
i love you, n i hope you know! now lemme lick your ear
i really like to share your bed - you've always been so kind....
how about i lick your head? i knew you wouldn't mind ;)
you know, you been with me so long....the longest friend i've known.....
i really hope there's nothing wrong . . .
please
...don'tleavemealone
328
u/Throwaway279613
hey, momma - i'm beside you, like i always was before
you've always been the Best! you've given all i need, n more
i've been with you so long, n heard so many things you've spoken
but now, i do not understand . . .
i feel your heart is broken...
sometimes you need someone to comfort you, when you are sad
i am your girl - a faithful friend, the Best you ever had!
i'm by your side now momma, n right here i'm gonna stay
if he is gone, so be it
you don't need him
anyway
329
’What the hell was I thinking?’
i am the dog
n What the HELL?!
this really hasn't gone so well...
they said '...a mother! You'll be good!
but i don't think i understood...
not just a day, a week or two ....
they wanna EAT! thats All they DO!
oh - pee n poop all o'er the place
sometimes they even BITE MY FACE!!
n eat n Eat n EAT n PLAY!!!
. . . . . . . what'd ya Mean 'they'll leave someday' ?
330
’I’m a person mom and I have felt like this.’
they say 'CONGRATULATIONS!' on your baby girl or boy
you find it overwhelming, but your heart is full of joy
you do the best you can, (but no one Really shows you how...)
n life goes on, you both grow up, in to the here n now
then one day you'll look back n wonder if you did your best
you hope that they are happy, n you feel like you were blessed
but thoughts go back to babyhood, when they were very small
you wonder
will they ever know
you loved them
Best of all
331
u/twini149
’That pupper is very protective about its leaves.’
no, DO NO RAKE!
am MAD as HECK!
they my leaves, fren
I MUST PROTEC!
i love to watch
the way they fall
upon the ground -
I WANT THEM ALL!
they smell of squirls
who stalk above
Please, fren - NO TAKE!
the leaves
i LOVE...
332
u/iamsoveryverytired
’I think that is a very good thing to do. I’m very glad I waited. Both you and your future pup will feel great once you finally can!’
you want a dog, but know it's really better if you wait...
i'm thankful that you did, my friend - cuz it's Never too late!
the time it took to make sure you were ready brought me here
n now that we're together - your decision's very clear
you got yourself more stable, in a wise n caring place
you made sure you were able, that i'd fit into your space
n when you found the time was right, you knew I was the one
i'll try my best - i love you, friend -
our new life's just begun!
333
u/parkerlou92
’I can't hear you, but my ears are nice and warm!’
i am the dog with socks on ears
they nice n warm, but canno hears
my human seem to get a kick
about his silly sockie trick
cuz i can't hear a thing he say,
but know he's laughing anyway
has biggest smile, his eyes have tears
all cuz his socks
are on my ears
334
u/garbear89
’The actual “contest” ended up being a bust since none of the dogs wanted to stay in their costumes for more than two minutes, but good times were still had by all!’
so mom thought it was funny if she dressed me like my name...
i am the dog, called 'Wednesday', n there's no one else the same
she dropped me off at daycare - no one else was wearing clothes
one look at all my other frens, n Off this costume goes!
it doesn't matter What my name is, or how i am dressed
you picked me as your puppy, n i'll Always love you Best!
we dogs don't 'hide behind the masks' like humans sometimes do
cuz we see how you Really are
n still
we dogs love you
335
u/emwee06
’...They match!’
.....so mom thought it would be So cute
to get a kit that 'match' my suit
'oh, Look - a brindle kit, you see?!'
n so she bring it home to me
so, really, mom? do I look please?!
this stupid kit just like to tease
now look - she eating from my bowl!
she irritate my very soul
you Gotta stop her, don't you see?
this kitten is No match for me!
336
u/Rebecca_Hubbard
’It's warm and safe, I'll stay here’
i am the bird
who loves this hand
it toss me up
n back i land
some birds think sky
or tree is best
i do smolfly
back to hand nest
don't wanna fly
too high - don't push!
this bird in hand
better than bush
337
u/yeet__yoot
i am the bird
who loves this hand
it toss me up
n back i land
some birds think sky
or tree is best -
i do smolfly
back to hand nest
don't wanna fly
too high - don't push!
this bird in hand
better than bush
338
u/officerfroggyham
we are the kits - NOT GUILTY, us!
don't know why human make a fuss
she say she needs to 'bring us in'
then poses us with goofy grin :)
accusing us of bein purrps
but we just kits who act like derps
we INNOCENT!
Please set us free!
(our Only guilt
is feliney!)
339
u/90_day_fiasco
i may not walk as straight as you - i'll follow anyway
n even if i'm 'wobble-y' my path will never stray
you chose me just the way i was - i'm Perfect in your eyes
dear family, You're 'perfect' too - i hope you realize!
you knew that i was 'special' from the day you brought me here
some others didn't want me, but you made it very clear
no matter how i wiggle/wobbled from the very start
i knew that i could wiggle myself
right into your heart!
340
u/daveyjownz
’cats are a fluid, he’s just flattening out on the surface . . .’
now i lay me down to sleep,
am sinking into pillow, deep
as the day is turning late
is time to do the liquidate
my fluid body start to flow
is flattening, as evening go
melting down, like soft ice cream
sinking
into
puddle
dream
341
u/mydogisbiggerthanyou
’I dunno. A brick is pretty good if you think about it. Sturdy, dependable, unwavering, not going anywhere. That’s a good friend. BRB, gotta go find a brick to hang out with.’
i am the dog
this brick is mine
i think is very, very fine
no roll like ball
nor squeak it make -
it stay right here, so please no take!
it lays n waits
in favrit place
is there i like to rest my face
then on my brick
i fall asleep
is solid friend -
my dreams
to keep
342
u/Snekpon
’Rescued pets know how lucky they are....’
sometimes they're abandoned, n live on the street
they have to fight back or they suffer defeat
some others are born in a litter outside
with no place for shelter, n nowhere to hide
but one thing in common - they start out alone
n long for a human - a home of their own
n those who find love are much better, by far -
Rescued pets know
just how lucky
they are!
343
’She has officially accepted her job as a goat hurdle...’
i am the dog - my job accept:
these baby goats am do PROTECT
n as they hurdle over me
am resting here, contentedly
relaxing in their playful romps,
upon me, as i feel their stomps
sweet dreams of knowing i'm their fren -
ahhhh, to be
a kid
again
344
u/heydoughnuts
i am just a simple pooch,
no fancy floof have i
my human frens, they call me Hooch
am easy going guy :@)
if you are lucky as i am -
a 'friend' - they call me 'Best'
then you've found your forever fam
n you are Truly blessed!
no matter if you're short or tall
or special pedigree
the thing that matters most of all -
that you are
Loved
like me!
345
u/BufordTeeJustice
long ago, i was a pup n you were just a baby
the mom n dad - they loved you most! (...did they still love me - maybe?!)
the years went by so fast, n we became the best of bros
adventures shared, we both grew up, n so the story goes....
then one day you're a boy no more, n me i'm turning gray
but still, my Favorite friend of all - beside you i will stay
remember me forever, bro - i loved you from the start
n as you go along your way
please keep me
in your heart
346
u/GarnetAndOpal
’To anyone who has lost a pooch (or a kitty - he loves them too), this is my Luke. Lukie-Spookie. He was a smart, naughty dog - he ate all the things, including (and not limited to) dryer sheets, white chocolate, cat food, rabbit food, a can of sardines, a package of TimTams... He loved McDonald's Happy Meals with ice water. He licked the dishes in the dog-sitter's kitchen sink. He pooped in a neighbor's flower pot. He was the funniest, cuddliest doggo ever. He was a stray, hit by a car and left by the side of the road. Taking him to the vet was the one of the best things I have ever done. (Also, it was the only decision I could make. How could I not help him? Do you see those eyes?) Blowing kisses to my Lukie.’
remember him forever - 'Luke' - so naughty, but so smart
was always getting into things, but loved with all your heart!
you wouldn't change a thing about the little guy he was
a stray, along the roadside
but you saved him,
just because . . .
there's people who are special friends, that sometimes come along
who try their best for animals - to right what things are wrong
and for that simple life they save, if only one or two
they're truly angels here on earth
and That, my friend
is You
347
u/youngblood14_
’Smart boi making sure he's obeying leash laws by holding his own leash’
i am the dog who loves the S P L A S H !
underneath the buckets d a s h -
am jumpingona slipp'ry slab,
so carefully my leash i grab
am smartest boy - obey the rules,
the wet refresh - the water cools!
i entertain the human fren :@)
Oh, looka me!! am Dunked again!
348
u/Unicornglitteryblood
my human said the 'NO' word - he does NOT want me to go
there's nothing else that hurts as bad as hearing that eN Oh...
he open door, i jump in car - excited for a ride!
but then he say 'NO, TANK - Not YOU!' - my disappoint can't hide
n so i sit, so stubborn me - am do a doggie pout :@(
not moving, nope - I WANNA GO!!
n i'm NOT getting out . . .
might take awhile - determined me, i try my very bess
to wait him out - am gonna turn that NO into a YES!!
edit:....ahemthat's'NO'word
349
u/jlf83
’I love Old Man Scooter...’
'i love old man scooter' i hear the frens say
it makes me feel wanted, n that's why i stay
each time you come home, you still make sure i'm there
don't worry, my friend - i ain't goin nowhere...
when i was a stray i found out life was tough
i scavenged for food - there was never enough
but life turned around when you gave me a home
n Never again would i Ever go roam
how long is Forever? we never can tell
but look at me now - i'm still doin quite well
so i'll stay with you, like i did from the start
forever n always -
i'll stay in your heart
350
u/mac_is_crack
’Source: R Aument on facebook's dogspotting page, public post and page: [https://www.facebook.com/rachelmrauch/videos/pcb.10156145634095267/10156145633910267/?type=3&theater](https://www.facebook.com/rachelmrauch/videos/pcb.10156145634095267/10156145633910267/?type=3&theater) Her caption: OMG. Guys. I try to not post a lot of personal stuff, but this needs to be shared.For those of you who don't know, my husband has been deployed for the past 9 months. Today, I received a stinky shirt in the mail for Brindle. Needless to say, he misses his dad and is so ready to have him back home. We don't deserve dogs. 😍😭’
i'm Brindle the pup, n my dad's been away
i watch n i listen for him every day...
i Know that he loves me, n he'd never leave
but now something Magical here i receive...
mom calls me - 'come here! Look what Daddy sent, pup!'
my tail - it Wags as i open it up....
oh GOSH - it's from DADDY!! his shirt n his Smell!!
i Knew he still loved me! n now i can tell
my dad's Somewhere out there, although i can't see
he Misses me, too, n he's Thinking of me!
dear dad, how i miss you, wherever you roam
i'll sleep with your shirt
Every night
til you're
Home!
351
u/sandpiperhustle
’NO THE WORLD IS TOO CRUEL KEEP THEM SAFE . . .’
we Dobby n Draco - tomorrow we GO!
but where we are going, we really don't know...
the frens, they been nice here - they humans that care
they say they 'release us'... but we don't know 'where'
'NO, THE WORLD IS TOO CRUEL! KEEP THEM SAFE!' someone cry
we Wanna stay safe - we really will try...
we thank you, good humans, for giving us start
we'll be off on our own . . .
keep us safe
in your heart
352
u/ktinathegreat
for all you've done, for all you do,
for all the kits so Loved by you
remember Simba, good old boy -
the First who brought you so much joy!
other 'paw prints' follow his -
he taught you just what cat love is ;)
Happy over 18 years -
remember him
with happy tears!
353
u/southerncraftgurl
...so here's the thing - my human needs alittle help these days
she knows she's getting older, n she kinda changed her ways
i know i'll always be her pup - she Told me, so it's true
but now she asked a favor, friend -
can i stay here with you?
it doesn't mean my 'momma's gonna love me any less
as far as taking care of me, she's always done her best...
so that's why ima stay with you - you've sat for me before
n mom knows best -
with You now, i'll be loved here,
even more
354
’His arms obviously no longer reach his mouth’
i am the woodchuck, kinda big,
my arms no longer reach
to feed myself - but i'm no P!G
Please human - do not preach!
so hungry me, n as i stand
you offer me a treat
just Hold it for me, with your hand -
i Really wanna EAT!!
don't be afraid, my human friend
please understand my needs
my appetite - it never ends -
i Love the hand that feeds!
355
u/kushasorous
when my human fren away
is Anywhere i get to lay!
upon the couch i like to go
(my fren not here - he'll Never know!)
for I am Dog - n here's the thing:
when He's not home I'm Castle KING!
n so the couch become my bed
i lay atop my throne
n S P R E A D !
356
’Dads never want the pet, until they do.’
dads say that they don't want a pet,
but we know it's not true
they say 'No Dogs! No Cats!' n yet
they don't, until they do...
they may have had a kit or pup
a family childhood 'fren'
they said 'goodbye' when they grew up
they don't want hurt again . . .
a new pet, dad?! sure, he'll say 'Don't!'
but you go get one, still
n even tho he Said he won't . . .
You'll Love him, dad
you will
inspired by u/ZomBioHacker & u/Kosmological
357
u/SaveRadioshack
’Worth it though, right? One time use dress vs an adorable kitten they'll have around for a long time’
remember on your wedding day -
you wore that fancy dress ?
your memory of Me will stay
cuz i made it a mess....
your special day to say 'I Do' -
Surprise! you got a kit!
one look at you, n then i knew
i'd tear that dress to sh!t !
the lacy sleeves, the veil, the train -
to shreds!! ...no, not much laughter....
but i'm your kit, n I remain
your
Happy
Ever
After
358
u/forrtrees
this my favorite time of day -
when human toss the ball n play!
i cannot see or hear at all,
but how i Love to search for ball!
i feel his feet upon the floor
i sniff the air for ball once more
then gentle on my back it land
(this the 'play' i understand ;@)
then search the floor, i circle round
n with my paw the ball i found!
now back to human hand i go -
is Then we play
NO TAKE - JUST THROW!
edit:aword
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u/creativeusername311
my face - it may be grayer than it ever was before
i try to listen careful, but i can't hear anymore
my vision's kinda blurry, but i know when you are there
the only thing that matters, friend,
i know that you still care
a lucky little guy i am - my heart is full of joy!
forever in your heart i know i'll be your Goodest boy
the road's been long, a happy one! but growing dark, it seems
but Evermore
remember me -
the light within
your dreams
360
u/tesmithp
now i lay me down to sleep
this human bed i gonna keep!
a half-a-mattress now, all mine
(still smells of human frens - divine!)
so peaceful sunk in foam, it seems,
asleep in loving thoughts
n dreams
361
u/Falldog
’Cinderblock is the only appropriate name for this thing.’
i am the cat called 'Cinderblock'
(a name i did no choose...)
on treadmill am suppose to 'walk' -
some weight i gotta lose...
am starting slow, just lazing
but so fit i gonna be!
my change will be aMazing -
'CinderElla' they'll call me!
362
i am the dog - i contemplate what's falling from the skies...
a feeling that i've felt before, n so with upturned eyes
i gaze up to the heavens, with a tired look of dread....
alas, Winter is coming, soon
as snow falls on my head . . . . .
i do not like my world so white - i'm more a summer fellow
ihatetohaftaleavebehindmypeeinstainsofyellow....
no more the grass n leaves to sniff, as snow will cover all
n when i want to play outside -
it's hard to find
my ball
:@(
363
u/untapped-bEnergy
’Trust me I love him just as much, currently trying to not fall asleep as hes cuddled under my chin fast asleep’
now i lay me down to sleep
beneath my human's chin
n here i'll stay, his heart to keep
n share the dream i'm in
for it is Him i love the best -
he likes to hold me near
n as i lay upon his chest
his beating heart i hear...
as off to dreamland we both go
i feel his gentle touch
trusting him - i always know
he loves me
just as much
364
u/anagmf
’Would you please write a second verse about pupper wanting kiddo to come out and play?’
i am the pup, so curious - mom, what you try'n to hide ??
am gonna dig, so furious - there's Something trapped inside!!
there, it moved again - i Saw! Hey, momma, don't you see?!
i gonna touch it with my paw . . .
. . . did you bamboozle me ??!
edit: for u/Sinistereen
... so what is this - is gonna be a tiny human baby...?
mr or miss, a he or she . . . they gonna Love me, maybe?!
cuz if it is, oh momma dear, i'll be the GOODEST BOY
n whenever that baby's here
they gonna bring
Much JOY!!
365
u/dickwad666
i am the toad, in wizard hat
is Magic i can do!
am full of tricks, but you know that -
i'll cast a spell on you
n as you hold me in your hand
you're easy to convince
don't need a Kiss, please understand -
cuz I'm all ready
'Prince' !
366
u/spikedays
’They love us forever they do...’
we love you, our humans - forever we do,
as long as how ever we stay
for you are the ones who we need the most, too -
await your return every day!
n as we grow older, we may sleep a lot,
n dream about you while you're gone
you're what we rely on - you're all that we've got
our 'humans' - the ones we count on!
we'll greet you with Love every time you appear,
alittle bit slower, it's true . . .
as long as forever - as long as we're here
we love you forever,
we do
367
u/joegooood
’This cat is crazy! He loves playing with water so much. We have to make sure all the toilet bowls are always closed. He loves bath better than our dog does! We had to buy like a hamster water bottle for him so he would stop playing with his water bowl.’
. . . what is this here ?
the wet air blows!
it going right
up in my nose !
is kinda cool -
i try'n touch
is like a cloud!
i sniff so much....
my face it blast -
i almost fall!
there's Really
nothing
there
at
all . . . . .
368
u/BufordTeeJustice
i am the dog - the popcorn see
'hey human can you share with me?'
i place a paw upon your leg,
so patiently i do a 'beg'...
then, finally - you offer treat!
but as i'm just about to eat -
is snatched away before my eyes!
....can You believe
this fckin guy ??!
369
there i was - i waited, til the perfect human came
living in a shelter, with no life, no home, no name....
as others left - the 'chosen ones', i always stayed behind
began to think it's not for me - a home i'd Never find....
but then the magic day came when you opened up the door
i saw my chance - the Purrfect friend! i sprinted 'cross the floor...
n ended up your TV bud! you gave me brand new start
you brought me to your home, but now
i live inside your heart
370
u/Clownhooker
’The Cute Is Cuter Than Before’
am baby goat, so eager for my human friend above
he reaches down to pet me, n he touches me with love
n as he does, am So excite ! is then the wiggles start
the Cute Is Cuter than before -
i feel it
in my heart
371
u/Galaxycatcraft
’I never thought she would get so fluffy 😂’
i am the cat - i don't know how
but i grew into GLOW Up - WoW!
my human loved me as a kit,
my long white legs n short hair fit
but then my fur begin to grow
so long n floofy, head to toe!
it's like i never had enough -
my fren could not beLieve the fluff!
n now a full length coat i wear
(n leave behind my shedding hair)
a lesson learned from one young pet:
you Never know
what FLOOF they'll get!
372
u/SFinTX
’Chewbacca & Chewbarka’
...oh gosh - oh, HI Chewbacca fren!!
i Knew you're Real - you're Not 'preten'!
i saw you on the Star Wars show
My HERO, you - i hope you know!
am Meeting you! my dream come true -
i wanna be
a Wookie, too!
373
u/Thund3rbolt
i am the pup
so very smol
am lost inside
this G I A N T HALL !
am try so hard
remaining calm...
...has anybody
seen my mom?!
the floor - it move!
or is it me?!
ikindathink
ihaftapee....
374
u/Thund3rbolt
’Tease, just a bunch of tease....’
we just two guys, so big n tough
this game - i Never get enough!
my human fren - he like to tease
he squeak my toy! i have it - Please!?
there's nothing bring me quite the joy
of tryin to grab my squeaky toy!
my guy n me look like each other
but, deep inside,
we 'squeak toy' brothers
;@)
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u/financialmechanic
’Gotta make everything smell like ME! It's all MINE!’
so this is what a Home is like -
the floor, this Friend, this rug?!
oh, Gosh it all just feels so right -
so warm, n safe n snug!!
i love the pets, i love the feels -
you Want me, i can tell
there's just one thing that's missing, friend
n that's my kitty smell
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u/mobaldonus
’The idea of a dog’s knees being hurty makes me like, very sad.’
i'm Obi, n i hurt my knee
am working on the therapy
i take B I G Steps in water now
is gonna help my leg, somehow
n now i'm going back to park!
am running 'round n love to BARK!
i tell my frens the way i feel -
my human's Love
has helped me heal!
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u/BethisnotonMeth
...so there i was, at 10 years old - not knowing what was next
feeling that my life was cold, alone, n so perplexed
did anybody want me? would i have a home again ?
or will i stay here, lonely - no one wants to be my fren....
but then you came n took me in, a brand new life you gave
n with you, Happiness begin! this 'old dog life' you save!
now all the loving care you show, you make my dog heart sing
dear friend, i just want you to know -
i Feel just like
a KING!
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u/mattjh
’Oh my gosh, that little smile as she cuddles up....’
as i cuddle up to sleep,
if only for awhile
am Happy pup, i gonna keep
upon my face, a smile ;@)
not everyone may see it, tho -
they can't believe i can
they think they're right - they think They know
'You're Dog! You're not a man...!
too bad for them - they'll never see
the smiles that Love imparts
it's how i feel - you, next to me
i'm Smiling
in my heart!
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u/BethisnotonMeth
’On the emotional stress: My first hospice dog died the same day I adopted her. Her name was Misty, a beautiful elderly shepherd who lived a rough life. I got her home, gave her a bath, treats, etc. 8 hours later, a tumor no one knew about burst. She died in my arms that night. It was awful and heartbreaking but I knew I’d have to keep up with this, and made it a tradition in Misty’s honor. If I hadn’t taken Misty home that day, she would have died alone in the shelter that night. And no dog deserves that. Every time I think about how hard this is to do, I think of Misty.’
remember me forever, how you held me in the night
you made me feel like i was home, n it would be all right..
we didn't know i had to leave, or how soon it would be
but momma dear, please don't be sad, cuz i knew you loved me. . .
your eyes may still get Misty when you think of me someday
remember me with happy tears as i went on my way
the Honor that you've blessed me with by saving other friends -
my memory lives forever
n my love
will never end!
OP - what you do is so inspiring & wonderful!
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u/Mediocre_47
’...they're discussing who would catch the squirrel or rabbit first and why. Or perhaps their comparing which animal they're watching tastes better....’
i am the hawk - a rabbit spy...
...hey, fren - what's that you say . . . ?
i'm gonna make that rabbit die -
LOOK - SQUIRREL!! . . . oh, you mean 'play' ?!
sqirrels taste bad - the rabbit's sweet -
i Much prefer that dish!
....um, Gee, i Never thought to Eat,
cuz killing's not my wish.....
you are dog - a Simpleton, so
that's what i'd expect...
....i 'play' with frens, then let them go
yes, DOG - am do PROTECT !
n You there, 'Hawk all Mighty' - would
you eat Me if i'm small?!
. . . no, i don't think that you'd taste good
. . . go on, 'friend'
. . . chase your ball . . .
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u/BobbyP24
hey human, will you look at me ?
here sitting on the floor
i'm telling you - i gotta pee!
so Open up the door!!
i hold in mouth my favorite fren
sometimes i give him squeeze
Attention earned from You, n then
i gotta go Now, please!
we puppies tell you friends our needs
with 'words' that are unspoken -
i love you Most - 'the hand that feeds'
am Goodest Boy - housebroken!
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u/xieao
’Perma-wink’
tell me, frens - what do you see
anytime you look at me ?
am just a kit here, on the floor
i look at human i adore!
n you may notice just one eye
(that's all i have - i canno lie)
a special kinda kit, you think
cuz Look - i have a 'perma-wink' !
but when i look at You, above
the Only thing i see
is Love
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u/hunkaliciousj
’Haha thanks! I swear there's a direct correlation between cuteness and mischievousness. The cuter they are the wilder they act lol’
i am Bellatrix, kinda small,
but that don't mean i'm weak
i love my dad the Best of all
is dominance i seek
n so, i gotta keep in line
my dopey 'bigger' brothers...
they 'understand' the Dad is Mine -
love Me above all others!
n with my one eye i can see
my daddy's face above
he's always got an eye on Me -
n All I feel
is love!
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u/commonvanilla
’Testing to see if Mom will accept foster kitten. Mom said yes.’
i am the cat - what is that there,
you have a kit you wanna share ?
come here n let me rub her head
now lay her down here in my bed
i have a couple kits, you see ?
but i can handle 2. . . or 3 . . .
lay down, sweet babe, i'll keep you calm . . .
Every kitten
needs
a mom
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u/commonvanilla
’Going through an unimaginably painful time right now. I’m in bed with my cat pressed against me reading this, and I almost feel... okay. Thank you.’
for u/mizu5...
let's stay in bed together - there's no place i have to be...
it seems like you could use a rest, so stay here, next to me
i am the cat - there are no 'words' to you that must be spoken
i feel you, friend -
i wanna heal your heart
if it is broken . . .
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u/ArcusArtifex
’...one of the reasons why cats jump onto counter tops is to see what you’re doing or what’s up there.’
i am the cat - i want to see
the countertop activity!
the humans always busy there -
there's things to look at Everywhere!
dishes stacked, doors open / close,
the counter's where the F00D things go
there's snacks n stuff - they making meals,
the kitchen gives me h u n g r y feels!
i'd love a stool to perch upon . . . . .
(i'll jump on counter when they're gone...)
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u/skane110
’... what a safe doggo!’
i am the dog - the car i love!
but when i see a bridge above
i duck my head when i am able
cuz i hit the kitchen table...
underneath the table, twice
i've hit my head - it wasn't nice...
licking crumbs up off the floor,
i checked the chairs to look for more
that's when i felt the awful THUMP
n on my head it left a Bump :@(
don't wanna feel that pain again,
so riding sh0tgun, with my fren
i stay as SAFE as i can be -
i'm ducking
Every
bridge i see!
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u/Johnson_B_Goode
’So our plan has been to bring him in to the local animal shelter since they work really closely with the local humane society to get him cleaned up both inside and out. We think that his tail might be broken since we haven't seen it really move much vertically, so he may end up with a nubbin. But other than that and the usual parasites and maybe ear mites, he seems to be in fairly good shape. We're not planning on having him as a part of our cat family since we currently have three (two boys and a little lady). But that's the same thing we said before we got our last one, so...’
i been coming to your doorstep for so many months, my friend
i liked it just the way it was - why did it have to end ?
n then you tricked me in this crate . . . you say it's for the best
i guess i'm kinda tired, n i sure could use some rest . . .
don't know what lies ahead - you say i'll get the best of care
you tell me 'now my new life starts' - but still i don't know where...
i wonder if i'm good enough - will someone want me, too ?
where Ever i end up, my friend
...can i still visit
you ?
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u/Jakunai
that's my fam - my mom n dad
i was a little pup
oh, what a lucky boy i am -
look how i'm growing up!
the dad - he keeps a watchful eye
on everything i do
(but i know i'm his Favrit guy -
dear daddy - i love you!)
then mom - the guiding force of all,
she's loved me from the start
i'll Ever be her 'puppy, smol' -
n live within her heart
n tho, someday, i might become
another family's pet
this 'pot of gold', where i came from
i Never will forget!
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u/bodhinski-
dear human friend, i'm waiting here -
my head leans on the tub
am just a pup - is time, i fear
to do the 'rub-a-dub'...
remember well, was done before
(it felt alittle good...)
but i got water on the floor
(i did the Best i could....)
so now i wait here, once again
for water bath n bubbles
am gonna try so hard, my fren
to not make any trouble ;)
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u/stoked4stickers
hey, friend - which way you heading? can i maybe get a lift ?
n that's the way it started - to You, friend, my Self i gift ;)
i been alone too long, n i found out it was no fun
i thought i'd find a human friend -
i chose You for the one!
i knew i took a chance that day i jumped into your car
no matter where you're heading, i'd be going - near or far!
sometimes you meet somebody, n you know the time is right
dear friend, a lucky cat i am -
i Knew Love at first sight!
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u/bayranger
’Cat1: ehh I’m not sure you match Cat2: you look great! Cat3: you look like shit. Fill my bowl. They’re all adorable tho!!!! Do you just have an army of roombas....? So much fluff 😍😍’
when is time to start your day
we cats'll send you on your way
we Always give the best advice!
(tho what we say's not always nice...)
'...you wearing that?! don't match, ya know'
I think it does - you're Good to Go!
'you look like sh!t, n i don't care -
now FILL MY BOWL UP OVER THERE!
no matter much, what e'er we say,
we hope you have a pleasant day ;)
while you are gone, we'll plan n plot
when you return, we'll Greet!
. . . or Not...!
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u/gurudeep47
’The one on the right is the evil twin right?’
we cat bros walking, side by side
our evil selves we canno hide
for tho our face - like weather change
undoubtedly, we both are s t r a n g e
as thru the deepened snow we trudge
you feel the chill - you know we judge
inside your soul we looking in -
we Cats - We see
Your evil twin . . . . .
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u/Huseybbdj
’This fine boi moves like a muppet’
am dog, n when i get a chance
i love to do my d!nner dance!
thru the door i look like puppet
prancing out here like a muppet!
human, fren, it is my wish
for you to fill my d!nner dish
Please fix me something nice n y u m m y -
fill my bowl, n fill my tummy!
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u/birgitemily
i am the pup - so happy me!
am entertain myself, you see ?
can toss n chase n catch my toy -
it always bring me endless joy!
as years go by, i'm growing up,
but i still play like frisky pup ;@)
the cats act 'wise' - pretend 'ignore'
but I'll stay young
forevermore!
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u/MyNameGifOreilly
there's a place i like to lay
my weary puppy head
right here's where i wanna stay -
my momma is my bed
so when i lay me down to sleep,
am feeling nice n calm
cuz here is where i'll slumber deep
upon my 'pillow' -
mom
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’Pet that dog for fuck sake!!’
when your life is just a blur
come closer, friend n pet my fur!
n as so comfy here i lay,
you know it really makes my day
anytime i see you near
i wish that you'd come over here
a gentle wag is just the start -
Oh, friend - you melt my puppy heart!
i give you my soft puppy eyes -
am hoping that you realize
the Best thing in my life - it's true:
is when i can get Pets from you!
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u/Taianonni
’That definitely qualifies as a Halloween miracle in my eyes.’
a miracle on Halloween - i've got a tale to tell
i am the cat who wandered off - thank goodness ended well ;)
i don't know how it started - where i went, or what i did
i just know i got turned around, n lost, n then i hid...
so scared i was, as days went by, n further i would roam
i wondered if my family missed me ? Would i get back home??
but then on Halloween it was a dark n stormy night....
yet in my heart, a sudden feel that it would be all right!
for in my darkest hour of fear, a light showed me the way
i followed where it lead - back Home!
n Here is where
i'll stay
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u/b12ftw
’I want to join that gang so badly.’
hello, am dog, n this my gang -
a chicken, cat n duck!
together we all like to hang
we bring each other luck ;)
i lead the way - am happy guy
the cat - he like to doze
the chicken cross the road - but why ?
nobody really knows...
the duck fren checks on cat, you see ?
cat sez 'oh, i'm ok ...'
we get along so perfectly
'gang frens' we gonna stay
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